trickijedi
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Come Up With A Caption For This Pic...

Fri Nov 01, 2002 12:09 pm


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I'll start off...

"Dammit Bob, if you ask me that stupid crossword question one more time, I'm not gonna let you see this flight plan!"
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CMK10
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RE: Come Up With A Caption For This Pic...

Fri Nov 01, 2002 12:16 pm

It was the F/o's time for a day off, so he took off his shoes, did the daily jumble and let Captain Lopes do all the work.
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BR715-A1-30
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RE: Come Up With A Caption For This Pic...

Fri Nov 01, 2002 12:37 pm

"Uh... Bob, What does this button do?"

Err...I dunno, But I will tell you if you disturb me one more time while I am reading the paper, I will shove that switch right up your a**."
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Up With A Caption For This Pic...

Fri Nov 01, 2002 12:49 pm

In TIMES like this you hope the autopilot is working...
 
OPNLguy
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RE: Come Up With A Caption For This Pic...

Fri Nov 01, 2002 12:54 pm

"So, EasyJet is hiring, eh?"
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AA717driver
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RE: Come Up With A Caption For This Pic...

Fri Nov 01, 2002 1:06 pm

"...does it say anything about the time to upgrade from 'greeter' to 'cashier'?"TC
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lubcha132
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RE: Come Up With A Caption For This Pic...

Fri Nov 01, 2002 1:09 pm

"...yeah, but this weather report has little suns! and they're smiling!"


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RE: Come Up With A Caption For This Pic...

Fri Nov 01, 2002 3:57 pm

Co-Pilot: "Did ya hear about those two pilots in Miami..."
Pilot: "Nah, what?"

The Co-Pilot, closes the newspaper, and puts it away.

Co-Pilot: "Let's hurry and get out of here."

Sorry I couldn't think of anything tasteful, I'm tired
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jetdoctor
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RE: Come Up With A Caption For This Pic...

Fri Nov 01, 2002 4:52 pm

Wow, this is much more interesting than that flight plan
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RE: Come Up With A Caption For This Pic...

Fri Nov 01, 2002 4:54 pm

"Hey Nigel..What's a six letter word for "aircraft manufacturer", it in ends with a "g" ".

Yours
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RE: Come Up With A Caption For This Pic...

Fri Nov 01, 2002 5:18 pm

copilot:
I cant believe how pilots dare to fly that airplane. Here it says "The B767-300 with the registration G-BNWA, has been said to be a deathtrap. During its flight yesterday, one of the pilots was electrocuted and killed and the other one lost an arm after they realized that there was a strong electric current running through the yoke. Officials have said that this airplane will never fly again. Then last night two stupid pilots took this airplane and flew a schedueld flight to Zurich with passengers. A spokeswoman said that it would be almost impossible for any of those pilots to survive another flight in that airplane."
Thank god were not in that airplane Bob!
Pilot:
I agree. It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people could be!
 
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RE: Come Up With A Caption For This Pic...

Sat Nov 02, 2002 4:59 am

F/O: Man, I really do miss those "Far Side" cartoons. I mean it's not really reading the paper without it.

Capt.: Would you quit reading the damn comics and tell me what the line is for the Georgia-Florida game! I gotta hit the sportsbook once we hit Vegas!
 
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Sat Nov 02, 2002 10:37 am

"Ladies and gentlemen, our flight time today is a little over an hour and a half, and I can tell you that the weather in London is warm and sunny at the moment, with the possibility of rain later in the day. Temperature should be 21°"

V/F
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trickijedi
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RE: Come Up With A Caption For This Pic...

Sat Nov 02, 2002 2:12 pm

VirginFlyer,

Forget ATIS I guess!

LOL!!! Big grin
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