Some of these may offend people...
ANA = Another Nippy Airline
BA = Boring Always
BEA = Back Early Afternoon
Garuda = Good Airline Run Under Dutch Administration
Garuda = Good And RUn Down Airline
Garuda = Good Airline RUnning? Delayed Always
AW Airlines = Alert Whoop Whoop !
Indian Airlines = IA = Insurance Always
Malaysia Airlines = MAS = Mana Ada System? (Where is the System?)
QANTAS = Queer ANd Terrible Air Service
SABENA = Such A Bloody European Nasty Airline
Singapore Airlines = SQ = So Queer
TAP = Trust Another Portugues
THAI = Tai (sh1t in Indonesian language)
FBU4ever... Funny you said Salmon Always Salmon... I've had a very good salmon starter on SAS economy long haul !