Forget flying it...I think a retired L-1011 or B-747 would make a helluva cool nightclub!!!
Break it up into segments, truck it to your vacant lot, reassemble the component parts, and start outfitting it for life as a bar!
I can see it now..."The Fly-By-Night" or something like that!
Who's with me?
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