At this time we would like to review your safety card;
Please direct your attention to the flight attendant in your area.
'Twas __ days before Christmas on this Southwest aircraft
All the customers were stowing, both forward and aft.
The oxygen masks were all hung up with care;
If lack of oxygen occurred, they would be readily there.
You would grab at the mask, pull it down to your face;
Over the nose and mouth, the strap keeps it in place.
The seatbelts were snug around everyone's lap;
Flat metal end into the buckle, now pull on the strap.
To release the belt, lift the buckle upright,
Then you can get up if we have a smooth flight.
Well what if all of a sudden there arose such a clatter;
We would spring from our seats to see what's the matter...
Two forward emergency door exits on the left and the right;
Two overwing exits, don't push and don't fight.
If those exits aren't accessible for you;
Then quick to the back, there are two exit doors there, too.
To help find your way out to an exit door
Red and White emergency lights are right there on the floor.
When what to our wondering eyes does appear?
We landed on water, but no - never fear...
Just pull up on the seat cushion and hold to it tight
It will keep you afloat all day and all night.
Now everyone listen and do as I say;
Put your seatbacks upright, and your tray tables away.
Observe seatbelt/no smoking signs whenever they're lit
And we'll have no trouble... no, not a bit.
On Flight # ____, Captain ____'s in command;
He/She's a heck of a pilot, with a real steady hand.
And sitting in the seat, off to his/her right;
It's First Officer ____, his/her partner tonight.
And back in the cabin, what have we here?
Why it's (Flight Attendant names) not eight tiny reindeer.
Now sit back in your seats, and we'll serve you up right...
Until then, Merry Christmas and to all a good flight.