Sean-SAN-
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Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sat Jan 25, 2003 5:38 am

http://home.houston.rr.com/jmichelli/Misc/Preflight.mp3

Give it a few minutes to load, it takes a while.

 
gotAirbus
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sat Jan 25, 2003 6:18 am

What is this airline and aircraft type? ( I heard something like Ebonic and MD80something)

LOL!

Is the cabin attendant a guy or a girl?

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Dazed767
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sat Jan 25, 2003 9:00 am

It's a guy. Sounds like he recorded an annoucement then talked over it (can't make out the talking in the background). Funny stuff!
 
JA54123
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sat Jan 25, 2003 9:30 am

Where did this announcement take place? I can imagine that it didn't take place on a commercial airliner, because I haven't heard anyone screaming discrimination or racism on the news. I thought that it was hilarious and that it was good fun.

Jason
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:03 am

LMAO

IT IS OUR PLEASURE TO SERVE YOU TO-DAY,
NOW SIT DOWN,
SHUT UP,
AND HERE WE GO
no wire hangers!
 
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:26 am

Ebonics Airways MD-44 Aircraft.

[Edited 2003-01-25 02:33:59]
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:31 am

This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!

The smoke detectors have been disconnected for your convenience. The airline do not be responsible if the white guys on the ground find out about it. Our flight time today is whenever we get there we get there. Our aircraft is not a church. you know how to do that, so I ain't gonna tell ya. Now, Sit down, Shut up, and here we go.
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:31 am

Our aircraft is not a church.
Go big or go home
 
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:55 am

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha. holla back. j/k

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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sat Jan 25, 2003 11:47 am

Oh, LOL. That was some funny stuff!!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sun Jan 26, 2003 1:43 am

ROFLMAO....

-Clovis  Laugh out loud
 
777guy
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sun Jan 26, 2003 2:17 am

That announcement is a trip in its self.  Wink/being sarcastic  Big thumbs up
 
travatl
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sun Jan 26, 2003 3:32 am

OMG...I can't believe none of you have heard this before...it's been around forever. Shirley Q. Liquor website............

http://www.shirleyqliquor.com

Funny stuff...

Travis

 
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sun Jan 26, 2003 6:34 am

"I am am your head hostess Shirley Q. Liquor, also assisting me in the cabin today is Chaniqua, Denita, Laquita, Bonita, and Ms. Rhonda. And we don't know what sexual orientation Ms. Rhonda is, or what her gender is, but you can axed her when you be seated"

LOL, very funny. Almost as good as the Delta Ebonics Commercial.

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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sun Jan 26, 2003 7:43 am

Has anyone got a link to the DL Ebonics advert? I need to add that one to my list.
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FutureFO
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sun Jan 26, 2003 7:50 am

Ok that announcement was the shiznit. Had the family laughing at it.
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lamyl_hhlco
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sun Jan 26, 2003 10:48 am

That's good stuff, pretty funny lol!

the carpet is not paid off yet loll

Lamyl
 
Sean-SAN-
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sun Jan 26, 2003 11:08 am

Hmm.. I figured it was just a Southwest cabin announcement  Big grin ...
 
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sun Jan 26, 2003 12:33 pm

That was the funniest thing I've heard in a while! I found it at a friend's house & about died!

"Ebonics Airways"
"McDonnelBuring MD-44"

Something along the lines of "If you decide to smoke, please do it & make sure the white folks on the ground don't hear about it!"

"We have two bathrooms on this aircraft, one in the front & in the back, but the one in the front is only for First Class, Thank You!"

Awesome Stuff- thanks for posting it!
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RE: Interesting Cabin Announcement...

Sun Jan 26, 2003 1:01 pm

Go to http://www.shirleyqliquor.com, then to the "Library of Ignunce", and find "Ebonics Airways"- it's got a page "dedicated" to the "airline". It has a picture of a 747 landing at SXM, a cockpit photo, and a route map. They have a reputation as "The Greyhound Bus of the Skies"!

Ebonics Airways- "We get there when we get there"

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