That was the funniest thing I've heard in a while! I found it at a friend's house & about died!
Something along the lines of "If you decide to smoke, please do it & make sure the white folks on the ground don't hear about it!"
"We have two bathrooms on this aircraft, one in the front & in the back, but the one in the front is only for First Class, Thank You!"
Awesome Stuff- thanks for posting it!
A310/319/320/321/333, ARJ, BN2, B722/73S/733/734/735/73G/738/739/744/757/753/767/763/764/777, CR1/2/7/9, DH6, 328, EM2/ERJ/E70/E75/E90, F28/100, J31, L10/12/15, DC9/D93/D94/D95/M80/M88/M90/D10, SF3, SST