"Thank you for calling the US Airways Employee Travel Line. US Airways employees, retirees, and eligible family members, press one."
"Please wait while we connect your call."
"Please enter your employee number, followed by the pound sign."
"Please enter your two-letter airline code. Use the number one for both 'Q' and 'Z'."
"Press one for US Airways, press two for Trans States."
"Please enter the first five digits of the employee's social security number."
"For non-revenue travel, predd one."
"To check a flight, press one."
"Please enter the number of the flight you wish to check, followed by the pound sign. If you do not know the flight number, press the pound sign."
"Please enter the month, as a number from one to twelve. End your response with the pound sign."
"Please enter the date, as a number from one to thirty-one, followed by the pound sign."
"Flight one twenty-three, from Charlotte to Denver, serviced by Airbus three nineteen. Seven seats available in coach, four non-revenue passengers listed in coach class. Two seats available in first, zero non-revenue passengers listed in first class."
"To list on the flight you just requested, press seven. To return to the main menu, press eight. To end this call, press nine."
Phew, that was fun. Can you tell I use the system often?