PIA747
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First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Tue May 06, 2003 1:43 pm

Wow!...this sure is a first.A lot of nude in aviation recently. Smile/happy/getting dizzy


http://www.ajc.com/news/content/news/0503/05nude.html
 
propilotjw
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Tue May 06, 2003 1:50 pm

LOL try concealing a weapon on there...now thats what we need! Nude flying. I am all for it. Hotties only please. That would be a lot of fun. As long as they are my age (18-24) so there is a lot of eye candy. No inflight tv's needed!
 
Shamrock1Heavy
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Tue May 06, 2003 2:09 pm

Oh man...thats I all I gotta say...lol

-D
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flyf15
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Tue May 06, 2003 2:11 pm

Usually the people that get nude are those people you would least want to see nude. This flight is probably full of fat, balding, middle-aged, nude men. Just remember that.
 
kimmykun
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Tue May 06, 2003 2:36 pm

You read my mind, Flyf15. No person you would want to see naked is a nudist. Like, ew, man. x.x
 
Philly Phlyer
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Wed May 07, 2003 5:17 am

I hope they give the seats a good cleaning before the next flight!!!!!
 
Philly Phlyer
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Wed May 07, 2003 5:19 am

The only place I want to see skid marks is on the runways!!!!
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Wed May 07, 2003 5:52 am

I second what Flyf15 and Kimmykun said. I would not want to be on that flight most of them are probably retired anyways.
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Wed May 07, 2003 6:09 am

I read that there are towels on the seats and no hot beverages are served. Whose 727 was it ?
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Red Panda
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Wed May 07, 2003 6:18 am

how come no pictures??

r panda  Nuts
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Wed May 07, 2003 6:23 am

The only place I want to see skid marks is on the runways!!!!

aaaaaah! LOL
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Wed May 07, 2003 6:32 am

Are the f/a ´s also nude on that flight ?
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Wed May 07, 2003 6:48 am

It said the crew did not remove there clothing....


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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Wed May 07, 2003 7:26 am

This line says it all:

The flight was Kellersch's 50th birthday present to Brumley.
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Wed May 07, 2003 7:27 am

...this is your captain streaking, we are now preparing for landing, please notice that the "close zipper" and "fasten seat belt" signs have come on...
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Wed May 07, 2003 7:36 am

beats Modern Air's topless charters in the 70's aboard Convair CV-800's whooppeeee!
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Thu May 08, 2003 12:15 am

Regards! Robert alias munich
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Thu May 08, 2003 12:29 am

No eye candy, just old people. Yuck! Folks, you aren't missing anything flying on this nude airline. At least they had the decency to not show naked old men fully nude in these pics...
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Thu May 08, 2003 1:28 am

I think there are two recently fired Southwest pilots that would fit right in at this company!  Big grin
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Thu May 08, 2003 3:40 am

SCARY!  Wow!



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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Thu May 08, 2003 3:45 am

You took that right out of my mouth Squigee!  Big thumbs up

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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Thu May 08, 2003 3:47 am

I'm pretty sure it's a Miami Air 737-800.
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chepos
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Thu May 08, 2003 3:48 am

Definitetly no Eye Candy on that flight (one work sums it up- Put the clothing back on now)
Chepos
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Thu May 08, 2003 3:56 am

That's the last time I eat something before checking the forum  Nuts
 
kimmykun
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Thu May 08, 2003 5:56 am

I can only spot one person in that picture with a body that isn't that bad and he looks like he's around 60. Oh, that so ain't right.
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Thu May 08, 2003 6:34 am

I am glad there is no hot beverage service on those flights.
Go big or go home
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Thu May 08, 2003 6:36 am

Did anyone ever notice that people who actually get nude in those types of situations, you really do not want to see naked?
Go big or go home
 
United777
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Thu May 08, 2003 6:36 am

What's next an airline that has sleeper beds in every class to have sex.  Big thumbs up  Smile
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Thu May 08, 2003 6:38 am

Looks like a sausage fest
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Thu May 08, 2003 7:19 am

Imagine how the cabin must smell as more nude pax exit the lavs ! What a sick concept.
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Sat May 10, 2003 5:14 am

I agree with everybody, can't add much more to that other than how an airline allows this on board their aircraft, in this case Miami Air. As LMML said, a sick concept.

Anyway, I will not be flying on them anyways.

A388
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Sat May 10, 2003 6:11 am

Just shown this one to Mrs Standby:

http://www.naked-air.com/nakedair-012.htm

She is very disturbed at what the gentleman sitting on top of the 'D' seat is doing. And that's the end of my Internet session for tonight as she thought I was booking a hotel in Geneva. She has control...


 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Sat May 10, 2003 6:12 am

i dont like the idea of seating on a seat that has been sat by a naked person..
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Sat May 10, 2003 6:33 am

I have heard of "hands on flying" but I guess this is definitely hands off.  Big grin
All I can say is what else will they do now to get more people back to flying? Obviously cheap fares are not enough.
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Sat May 10, 2003 6:35 am

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gaydar Alert. That one guy in 26C looking at daddy bear next door has a gleam in his eye.

i dont like the idea of seating on a seat that has been sat by a naked person..

Yeah, the seat cushions left by clothed people are so springtime fresh.

 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Sat May 10, 2003 7:03 am

 Big grin Big grin That one guy in 26C looking at daddy bear next door has a gleam in his eye. Big grin Big grin

I really can't believe this! It shouldn't be allowed.

DC-10
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Sat May 10, 2003 8:27 am

I work for Korean Air, I was in a travel agency just yesterday and the manager showed me a brochure for a resort called
"Au-naturel" Village or something similar to it. The lady that owns this resort is also the one who put on the Naked Air charter from my understanding. The lady is even in the brochure and trust me, she NEEDS to put her clothes back on. There is one "semi-babe" also featured in the brochure but not as many as needs to be to take away the grossness from the lady that needs to put her clothes back on.

I told the owner of this agency that I thought a great synergy between this travel agency who organized "Naked Air" and "Hooters Air" could be realized. Hooters Air could be the next charter carrier for this club's next flight !!  Big grin


Jay
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Sat May 10, 2003 1:50 pm

I could only wish for hot coffee on this flight. Just to throw in my eyes from seeing the rest of these people.

Mick
 
AroundTheWorld
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Sat May 10, 2003 1:59 pm

I am stunned nobody has said this yet...and maybe I missed it but...here goes...

I think I just found a new job for those two Southwest pilots from last week  Smile
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Sat May 10, 2003 9:25 pm

Boy, if they ever had to go down an escape slide dressed (or undressed) like that....

Talking some serious indian burns here people.
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Sat May 10, 2003 10:23 pm

Hey, At least if the plane were to suddenly crash, these people would go out of this world the same way they came in.

I hope this doesn't last very long. This is the worst display I have ever seen.
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Sun May 11, 2003 12:03 am

That's a little bit ....gross. What if someone didn't wipe their....EWWW!
Scary concept
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Sun May 11, 2003 12:54 am

Anyone else notice how the younger posters here continually and vehemently express their (supposed) disgust and disapproval.... whereas others dont seem to be bothered as much/at all?

Why is that? Insecurity? ...or reluctance to admit something of an interest  Big grin
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Sun May 11, 2003 1:00 pm

Modern Air flew one Busenvogel flight from Berlin in 1970. Modern only flew CV990s not CV880s. The stews were in standard uniform the Bosombirds on board this flight were from a topless club in Berlin.
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Sun May 11, 2003 1:02 pm

Yeah, seen pictures of that flight in that book....can't remember who wrote it about the CV880 and CV990.

Techincally the passengers where clothed and the extra help was clothed also.
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Sun May 11, 2003 10:38 pm

Like I'm sure those guys on here, complaining about no "eye candy" are built like the god Zeus himself. Grow up, boys, and go back to reading Playboy, OK?

Having said that, I think it's just silly, the whole thing. I just think these nudists are closet exhibitionists ,and this let's them get away with that. I don't see the reason or need to pratt about naked in front of a couple dozen or couple hundred strangers. This stuff that it's all about "freedom"? Puhleez.
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Mon May 12, 2003 12:05 am

Even if a guy spills a cold drink on his lap, he may be in trouble in this case. A little shrinkage.

I like it how they are still wearing shoes though!
Go big or go home
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Mon May 12, 2003 1:00 pm

Judging from those pictures, that flight gave the term "air pollution" a whole new meaning.
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Mon May 12, 2003 3:38 pm

The whole thing disgusts me too. All that aside though it's a serious safety hazard. If there were to be a fire for some reason then these pax would all find themselves severely burn't.
 
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RE: First-Ever Nude Flight Departs From Miami

Mon May 12, 2003 4:17 pm

Seriously burnt? I think clothing or not they are still going to be seriously burnt - well unless they are wearing firefighting turnout gear.... In fact, in some cases being nude when burnt actually prevents some complications caused by the clothing material sticking to the burned areas. Although you'd not catch me dead running around a plane naked....if they want to do this all the power to them.

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