Reggaebird
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Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:08 am

OK, this should be fun. Let's create slogans for our most favourite and least favourite airlines.

Lufthansa - Ve'll get you zhere, now zhut up and zit down

Virgin Atlantic Airways - Bringing Elegance Back To The Skies

British Airways - What do you mean you don't like my tail?

United Airlines - Fly us...if you have to

Southwest Airlines - Kickin' Ass All Over The Sky

 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 12:45 pm

Delta- The world at your fingertips

um...Im drawing blanks now...lol

Life is better when you surf.
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 1:00 pm

Southwest: Because terrorists dont even think aboiut f**king with rednecks and poor people.

P.S. I am not poor, and I fly Southwest all the time. I often think that a terrorist would have to have an extra large death wish to try to pull on on that airline. The characters!
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 1:08 pm

Southwest airlines- Fly the sky for less. (probally not a great one).
United Airlines- The world closer together
KLM-fly the royal way
JAL-fly the comfortable way
American Airlines-Fly the American way

"Keep Climbing"
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 1:26 pm

SONG: You have to fly us (unless you change planes in ATL)
another SONG: We book you on our flights even though it says Delta Expres.

DELTA: you'll fly us from ATL, you have no choice!
a contuination from the last one
DELTA: if you don't fly us from ATL, your on a worldwide partner (NW and CO included), ASA, Comair or Song!
Spirit: cheap fares to nowhere
Southwest: fly us from El Paso to Tampa or Long Island to Kansas City, nonstop (city pairings may vary and they might not actually fly those routes, but you know hwat i'm getting at.)
jetBlue: ignore our name, we don't make you feel blue!
jetBlue: we put Long Beach on the map! (or was it monster garage?)-plug for a good TV show  Smile

Northwest: No entertainment on a 5 hour coast to coast flight, but entertainment on a 2 hour Asian flight!

AA: come fly the unfriendly skies
AA: featuring the retro colo...oh wait, we just repainted it.

I'll come up with more tomorrow
NEXT FLIGHT: FLL-ATL-HPN on FL
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 1:35 pm

JETBLEWIT - I KNEW we shouldn't have ordered a second aircraft type

DELTA - The road to hell is paved with good intentions, but if you wish to fly there it requires a change of planes in Atlanta

UNITED - Our ad agency may have said "United Rising", but we, the employee-owners of United say "we've fallen and we can't get up!!!"







 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 1:40 pm

Northwest Airlines Begins With "NO"

jetBlue - all that and a bag of chips

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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 1:54 pm

BA-British Airways, because heavens a little lower than you thought.

NWA-Making the flight the best part of your trip. Period.

Any- Making your decision so much easier.

Virgin-Come see why we make all the other's jealous.


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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:03 pm

Funny how 13 year olds have the answer to everything!
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:05 pm

- "Air Canada. We aint happy till you aint happy eh!" (yes I know thats old but still)
- "First Air. The only reason why we are first to serve you is because nobody else can pronounce the name of your town."

CanadianNorth
What could possibly go wrong?
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:31 pm

Ryanair: You thought we flew to Frankfurt!
"We are the warrior race-Tough men in the toughest sport." Brian Noble, Head Coach, Great Britain Rugby League.
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:42 pm

British Airway We give our self to much credit.

United Airlines We are not so friendly any more.

Southwest Airlines We have such a good business plan that we even got UA, AA, CO and DL passengers now.

American Airline Still something special in the air no matter what happening to or airline.

Qantas The flying kangaroo that never crashed.

Virgin Atlantic The worlds sexist airline.

 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 3:40 pm

AIR CANADA: The only people we treat worse than our employees are our customers!
From Dr. King's America to Nelson Mandela's Africa, the journey of equality moves on.
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 4:11 pm

Any GOOD airline's slogan should be: "You know it...I know it...no need for explanation, just fly me!"  Smile ...kinda corny

-A330Fan1
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 8:25 pm


Cathay Pacific - British Airways Hong Kong Division

Singapore Airlines - Big Service From A Tiny Place

QANTAS - We're Not That Great Anymore But At Least We've Never Crashed

Dragonair - Cathay Pacific's Ugly Step-sister

Vietnam Airlines - Look Out Singapore Air!

Air India - The Maharaja Has Left The Aircraft

BWIA West Indies - Fly Air Jamaica

Air Jamaica - One Love, One Heart

Southwest - Bringing The Smiles Back To 3-stop Flying

Song - A Breath of Fresh Air Up High

Sri Lankan - What's That Thing On My Tail?

 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 9:00 pm

QANTAS - The worlds a hop away

 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 9:14 pm

For any airline: 'Let us take care of the 'to' in your 'A to B' '
"I really don't know one plane from the other. To me they are just marginal costs with wings."� Alfred Kahn, 1977
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Tue Aug 26, 2003 9:21 pm

Any Airline: "Big Metal Tube with Seats. What Else Could You Want?"
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Wed Aug 27, 2003 5:41 am


USAirways: At Least We're Not Bankrupt!

 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Wed Aug 27, 2003 6:24 am

Here are a few that for some reason never made it:

Switch to BMI Baby - It's time for a change!

U-Land never lets you down!

It has been another smash year for China Airlines!

QANTAS - We leave "U" out of it

KLM: Beyond ABC

Hooters Air lets you keep abreast good deals
The aeroplane has unveiled for us the true face of the earth. -Antoine de Saint-Exupery
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Wed Aug 27, 2003 6:31 am

KLM (long haul)- By the end of your flight, you'll have had your dream holiday.

KLM - Let us treat you like Royalty

BA - Your Kingdom, Your Airline

AF - That little bit of 'oui' on every flight

Ok ok - give a guy a break yeah?

Aer Lingus, Proud to be Irish.
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Wed Aug 27, 2003 9:38 pm


Virgin Atlantic - We Give Up Our Virtues At 35,000 Feet

Virgin Atlantic - You Can Take Us Home To Meet Mom!

Hooters Air - The Shorts Are Shorter At 30,000 Feet


 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Wed Aug 27, 2003 9:46 pm

British Airways - "Why fly with anyone else?"

Monarch Airlines - "Let us treat you like Royalty."

How come charter airlines in the UK do not have slogans?

Regards

Monarch
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 1:03 am

Hooters Air: More plastic in our cabin than on an Airbus!
(I'll give them credit, having seen a number of the Hooters Girls that are on these flight, I'm now looking for a reason to fly to MYR!)

ATA: Fly American Trans Air, I mean AmTran, no I mean ATA!
ASA: We may be sorry, but you can't get any lower than the bottom!
Comair: Like to fly? You won't after one of our flights.
Spirit: We paid more for the new paintjob than we did for the plane!
Great Plains: Yes, buffaloes have wings!
US Airways: We're out of bankruptcy!
Southwest: If you don't fly Southwest, you're nuts!
America West: No UMs lost since...........
US Airways Express: No crash since........
ACA: Service with a smirk.
AirTran: Hate Delta? Fly Us.
JetBlue: Like redeyes? Then you'll love us!
Delta: Like you have a choice?
Alaska Airlines: Sun or snow just a flight away.
Horizon Air: Sun or snow just two flights away.






 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 2:03 am

WHAT ?????
Create a slogan for an airline ?????
Will I be paid the millions of dollars they spend on that slogan ?????
No ??????
Then just forget it......  Big thumbs up

Peter
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:44 am



AER LINGUS - Our Competitors Hate Cunning Lingus!

AER LINGUS - That Means Air Lines In Irish

AER LINGUS - Go Ask Me Bollocks!

AER LINGUS - "Licking" the competition in the air!

 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:48 am

This is for TAP air Portugal

With TAP air Portugal just... Take Another Plane...

cool isn't it?  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:11 am

JetBlue - "Watch us kick the competitions a** on LiveTV!"
Virgin Atlantic - "Morals shmorals..... Just look at our founder"
British Airways - "Stiffly denying the existence of Virgin Atlantic for well over a decade now"
AirTran - "We're not trying to be Eastern. Really."
Midwest Express - "Coach Blows."
Alaska - "Flying to places unpronounceable and 30 below zero over 50 times a week!"
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:13 am

NWA-- Still flying the same planes you flew on 25 year ago.
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:46 am

Jetblue: Don't let the imitation fool you, there color might be blue but it's our name.

Jetblue: They have the color but not the attitude, Badabing Badablue!

Jetblue (Future): The airport's in the west are no longer red and blue, we blue the competitor away.
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:55 am

United Airlines-
Shut Up and Fly.
-N243NW Big grin
B-52s don't take off. They scare the ground away.
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:00 am

Air Canada: "The private airline that acts like a crown corporation"
WestJet: "Westerners love us no matter what we do"
Air Transat: "Fly the star and fade away in the Azores"
JetsGo: "You better like lime green and 2-for-1 seat sales!"
United: "Make yourself a favor and fly Delta"
Spanair: "Our FA wear leather gloves but that's all they do"
China Airlines: "Now more than ever, a great way to crash"
Qantas: "We phone our friends at Air Canada everyday"
Virgin Blue: "Fighting the red tails!"
American: "Calling the bank everyday"
Ryanair: "Throwing arrows at airport management"
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:01 am

Southwest Airlines: "Because White Trash Needs To Fly, Too."

jetBlue Airways : "jetBlue. He needed the money." (THINK about it!)

America West : "We Don't Suck So Bad Anymore"

Delta Air Lines : "The South Will Rise Again!"

United Airlines : "Pardon Our Dust"

US Airways : "Yes, We're STILL Around."

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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:15 am

Virgin: "After sex, we're still virgin."

China Airlines or Korean Airlines: "__ days without a crash!" or "Millions and millions burned."

United: "United Falling"

American: "Eliminating the competition for over 50 years!"

Northwest: "Remember the '60s? Let Northwest take you there!"

Southwest: "Nuts to that!"

Jetblue: "While other airlines are blue, we have green, and lots of it!"

Iberia: "Idiot Bi***es de Espania Ruining International Airtravel"

Frontier: "You're in for a wild ride!"

Air New Zealand: "Kiwis: the no longer flightless bird!"

TAP Air Portugal: "It must be something in the water!"

Kris
AA - Doing what we do best.
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:17 am

Perhaps the best slogan ever was:

"Nobody's gonna shoot Southwest airlines out of the sky for a lousy 13 bucks."
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:53 am

ASA and Skywest: we need to change our name
SkyWest: Now serving Daytona Beach!
Delta: do we need advertising?
Delta: see a Braves home game, because you'll be stuck at ATL!
Delta: because of economic reasons, we fired our advertising personell and came up with our own annoying Slogan; "Home, you'll get used to it;" like it?
NEXT FLIGHT: FLL-ATL-HPN on FL
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:14 am

Air Canada: "For a limited time only!"
EH.
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:15 am

- "First Air. The only reason why we are first to serve you is because nobody else can pronounce the name of your town."

haha Canadiannorth.. thats a good one! so true!
EH.
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:34 am

NW "60's baby!! yeahhh!!" (austin powers style)
WN 'the official airline of tanya harding'
' Ever dreamed of being a fighter jet pilot??? Fly Korean to Kai Tak!!'
Hooters- ' A breast of fresh air!'
Asiana- 'Fry the fliendry skies!'
Song- 'The fat lady has sung!!!!!'
SQ- "the favourite airline of Singapore_A..............shit this is nothing to brag about'
SQ- 'THe only thing sucky about us is our tampons!"
The Best Care in the Air, 1984-2009
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:44 am

KIWI International - Nothing flies like a Kiwi.
The Best Care in the Air, 1984-2009
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:50 am

Southwest: The Original Low-cost Cattle Class out of Texas.
JetBlue: Yes, it's a silly name, you got a problem with it?
AirTran: Celebrating 10 years of being a thorn in Delta's side.
Air Wisconsin: Flying between more non-Wisconsin cities because who really wants to fly to Sheboygan?
SkyWest: Eastward Ho!
Pan Am: Pimpin' the name of a great defunct airline!
Air Jamaica: 9 out of 10 US Customs Agents agree....
Air France: A tradition of rude service.
Virgin Atlantic: The only thing of the Virgin Group that isn't crap.

Now for some defunct airlines:
National: Yes, we rolled snakeyes.
Vanguard: Better dead than Orange.
WestPac: Maybe we should have had more logojets.
Kiwi Int'l: Now more like our namesake!
Air South: Gone South.
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:52 am

VS- Join Flying Club-the fastest way to free travel in the industry!!!!!!!*

* excludes arrests onboard
The Best Care in the Air, 1984-2009
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:54 am

American Airlines-"Behind Every great nation, there's a great Airline"
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 12:02 pm

Ryanair: We Don't Fly There
COPA: Continentally Yours
Grupo TACA: The Fab Five For You
Allegiant: It's Not A Gamble Till You Get There
Aloha: Means We Love You
US Airways: Your Star Bitch
Northwest: If It Ain't Broke, Refurbish It
American: Eliminating Your Options, One Accquisition At A Time
Southwest: What, Us Worry?
Spirit: Daniel In The Lion's Den
JetBlue: We're Blue, You Don't Have To Be
United: We'll Be Back, Whether You Like It Or Not
Next up: STL-OAK-RNO-LAS-ICT-STL
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 12:04 pm

Virgin Atlantic: Our name says it all, We'll take GOOD care of you!!!

: During our flights, we gain more experience!!!


United Airlines: United we Stand; Bankruptcy is making us FALL!!!

until i think of some more....

[Edited 2003-08-28 05:05:13]
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 12:05 pm

United: 'Behind every great airline, theres a regional carrier rolling its eyes'
The Best Care in the Air, 1984-2009
 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 12:20 pm

CanadaEH: I came up with that so of course it's good! Big grin

CanadianNorth
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 12:31 pm



VARIG - You can't Make Viagra without VARIG!!!!

Delta - We're in the DETAiLs!

Hooters Air - You'll Thank Us For The Mammeries!

AirTran - Go Greyhound-with-Wings And Leave The Flying To Us

AirTran - Four Million Trailer Tims and Trailer Tammys Can't Be Wrong

TWA - Trust Us, 800 is NOT Toll Free (you'll have to work hard to figure that one out)
Virgin - We'll Spread Our Wings For Anyone

LanChile - With Our Warm Service, You'll Never Land Chilly on LanChile

Philippine Airlines - We Love You Long Time!







 
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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 12:40 pm






Did you hear about the couple that wanted to fly United?


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RE: Create A New Slogan For An Airline

Thu Aug 28, 2003 1:09 pm

Alaska- Where ever there is snow, we go!

Northwest begins with NO

Southwest- gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, right now

ATA- we honestly can't pay next years bills

Spirit- On a wing and a prayer, Spirit will get you there

AirTran- we took the money for a good name and passed the savings on to you

JetBlue- No longer known as Jetwho?

Song- sing it

Aloha- me and my homies with the top back