Hooters Air: More plastic in our cabin than on an Airbus!
(I'll give them credit, having seen a number of the Hooters Girls that are on these flight, I'm now looking for a reason to fly to MYR!)
ATA: Fly American Trans Air, I mean AmTran, no I mean ATA!
ASA: We may be sorry, but you can't get any lower than the bottom!
Comair: Like to fly? You won't after one of our flights.
Spirit: We paid more for the new paintjob than we did for the plane!
Great Plains: Yes, buffaloes have wings!
US Airways: We're out of bankruptcy!
Southwest: If you don't fly Southwest, you're nuts!
America West: No UMs lost since...........
US Airways Express: No crash since........
: Service with a smirk.
AirTran: Hate Delta? Fly Us.
JetBlue: Like redeyes? Then you'll love us!
Delta: Like you have a choice?
Alaska Airlines: Sun or snow just a flight away.
Horizon Air: Sun or snow just two flights away.