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Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 5:02 am

Please tell me why you love Iberia.

I love Iberia because when you fly longhaul, the F/As are rude, the food is poor, the service is worse, the IFE is bad, the comfort is low and the new President is ugly  Smile

I love Iberia because they have renamed their inflight snack service 'Sandwich Time,' you have to lick your yoghurt spoon to stir the tea, and they have blue seats.

But most importantly, they SMELL!

Why do YOU love Iberia?
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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 5:06 am

I love Iberia because when you fly longhaul, the F/As are rude, the food is poor, the service is worse, the IFE is bad, the comfort is low and the new President is ugly

Are you sure that this topic is actually about Iberia and not about Lufthansa?

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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 5:13 am

If you do not like Iberia you T ake A nother P lane !
 
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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 5:15 am

Well i love Bieria cause they destroy every airline they put their claws on.
Just put me on any modern airliner and i will be happy, give me more star alliance miles and i will be a lot more happy.
 
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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 5:24 am

Well i love Bieria cause they destroy every airline they put their claws on.

I ask again, do you guys really mean IB or LH instead?

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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 5:40 am

b/c spanish girls are hot!!!!!!!!
 
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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 5:47 am

b/c spanish girls are hot!!!!!!!!

My girlfriend is spanish, and she is damn hot...i recomend if anyone is thinking about getting a spanish g/f, go to andalucia, southern spain, great women!!
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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 5:48 am

Yeah, Spanish girls are hot... So Iberia gives them a really coool uniform and they end up about as hot as a ~cold thing~, which rhymes with ming...

There are so many lovely people in Spain... where DO Iberia get their F/As?!

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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 5:51 am

b/c spanish girls are hot!!!!!!!!

I agree!

Patrick <-- who has a German girlfriend (but she is also hot  Smile/happy/getting dizzy)

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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 5:54 am

b/c spanish girls are hot!!!!!!!!

I agree!

Patrick <-- who has a German girlfriend (but she is also hot )


I agree!

James <--- who has a British fiance - and who is hot, hot, hot. So hot in fact, she burns my tongue.  Wink/being sarcastic

*Edited because I don't have a girlfriend - I have a fiance.*

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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 5:57 am

Do I love Iberia??
Why should I love Iberia??
I've never flown Iberia!!
I don't want to love Iberia!!

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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 6:02 am

Spanish girls are hot, but they sure aren't flying, or working, on Iberia! On my transatlantic flights, they were very senior. Also like to add that they forgot to do the safety demo on a few of my flights!

Remember that Iberia = Idiodic Bi***es de Espana Ruining International Air-travel!

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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 6:10 am

I think they have on of the best liveries around!

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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 9:21 pm

IB should be retired from the Airline industry. They don't deserve to fly!!!
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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:24 pm

I love Iberia because there cheap, they get me to Spain and back with nice comfy seats and they fly the A340  Big grin and all my experiences with them have been good, same with a lot of other people I know.

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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:28 pm

Calota: "IB should be retired from the Airline industry. They don't deserve to fly!!!"
Can you tell us, why? And: Who deserves to fly? Who can decide that? Which criteria do you have?

And Sabena-Patrick: let me check if your gf is hot hot hot  Wink/being sarcastic Joke. But no joke: there is not only prejudice against LH - also IB
 
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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:09 pm

Stefandotde:
All the reasons for my opinion on IB were said in this thread:
-- F/A's are rude (and arrogant I'd add)
-- Food is poor
-- IFE is bad
-- Ground personnel is not professional at all
-- They destroy every airline they put their claws on
-- Planes are dirty and smell
-- They're never on time
-- They're expensive

I've flown them 79 times and 65,184 miles, and have a lot of painful experiences with them.

My criteria for saying they don't deserve to fly is that flying is such a nice thing to do, that should be reserved to those who really care and enjoy it. IB (except for their pilots, which I'm sure they do) don't seem to enjoy it at all!!
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RE: Why Do You Love Iberia?

Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:19 pm

I've flown Iberia a few times from Madrid to Argentina (all on A340s). They sure do offer some very good fares. The rest is average.

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