A long time ago on a RC
flight I had a teenage boy sit next to me who had an intense interest in aviation. He started out by telling me everything that was going on with the aircraft. Unfortunately, he got most of it wrong.
Here is a sample:
Do you like flying on the 727?
"Uh, we are on a DC-9-51".
Nah, a 727 has two engines, that's why it's a 72
Did you know that we takeoff at 500 mph?
I think that's the cruising speed ...
Nah, my Uncle is a Captain for Northwest and he said these things fly at 500 mph.
See what I mean.... plus he called out all the altitudes along the way, I think the whole cabin heard him.....
I didn't "dare" tell him I am an ATP....