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Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 4:50 am

You have been assigned to create a slogan for a named airline - be it one which exists or a fictional one. What will it be?

Mine would be:

fly.com - and you're there.
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:05 am

China Airlines - You've seen us Drive, now Watch us Fly!

 Big grin

Honestly, though.... I'll use the "fly.com" example again.


fly.com - No matter where you go, there you are.
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:06 am

Crescent Airways - "The Rythym of the South"


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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:15 am

THE PLANE... You Buy We Fly
Florida Express, Braniff II and ......
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:17 am

BRANIFF. We're BAAAAAAACK !

[Edited 2003-12-31 23:19:29]
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:36 am

"Air North Yukon's Airline. We operate on a budget, and it shows."



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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:40 am

Piedmont Airlines. Our "Girl" is back.


hehe
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:42 am

United.......the Wings of Bankruptcy.

That was mean, just teasing, I hope that UA works it out if only for its employees that have worked hard and gotten a tough deal. United could use the old National theme. FLY TED, with a Queer Eye twist......FLY TED, FLY SAFE, it works for me!

Braniff, just before its bankruptcy, was going to use the slogan:

We are coming to get you!

Thought that was a good one.

 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 8:16 am

Air New Zealand - Wings of the Pacific
Air New Zealand - The Pacific Airline
Air New Zealand - Airline of the Pacific
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 8:25 am

They should bring back the old stuff. United Come Fly the Friendly Skies, nwa Some People Just Know How To Fly (not too old), ect. ect.

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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 8:39 am

Star Airlines - The Star of the American Sky
Delta Air Lines - The Only "Air Lines"
Southwest - The Flying Beach Ball
America West - You pay for our leases
United - Falling


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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 8:50 am

1. For Ghana Air: You can smell the experience (dried fish heads)

2. Aerofloat: Ve stay ink air now

3. Hooters: Our girls jiggle but, our planes do not wiggle

4. Air France: Bonjour; we don't like Americans but, we have the most flights from our country to the United States.

Some fictitious airlines:

1. Lollapaluza- Grungy planes and head banging flying

2. Bee Bop: Hey, there's Song

3. Air Generic: a Plane flying experience.

4. W-E-O: Where Economy Originates

5. "PlummetAir" : Never a dull moment; Russian planes and rookie flight crews!

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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 8:59 am

Virgin Atlantic - I'm Richard - Fly me!

Ryanair - we're so cheap because we bus you most of the way
Let's Go British Caledonian!
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 10:03 am

"WestJet - We're not part of Air Canada. And thats a good thing."
"NWT Air - Come wait with us!"
"Air North Yukon's Airline - Taking the long way every other day."


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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 12:42 pm

Aa757First

NWA's NEW one is "Now your flying Smart" (thought I would share that with you)..should be, were trying to catch up, one day it will happen...

Now for the others -


Southwest-We pack'em in, were late, not so friendly, and FILTHY airplanes, But we will get you there

United -We Paid Our Bills!

American - I still dont give a SH%#

Delta - Thats the way we always have done it

Us Air - Trouble What Trouble

JetBlue- Were making money right now because we dont have to Pay Airbus for another year and we make our employees work there butts off!

Alaska - tammy Fae Bakers on our tail

Frontier- Gotta' Love Our Tail's

Contiential - Drink the cool-aid

America West- See we are a real airline

Spirit - Who?

KLM - You do as I say

AirFrance - Who needs America - we do with the most flights

Singapore - Our Girls are pretty and not safe

ANA - Anything you want

AirCanada - Got Money

Virgin - Im Richard, and I have class





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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 12:56 pm

NWAFA,

I would change KLM to,

"KLM, that's not possible"
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 1:10 pm

DTWClipper!

LOL - If I hear "Not Possible" once more Im going to yell!
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 1:21 pm

China Air Lines - still safer than car travel
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:38 pm

It is not possible, and my colleague will tell you the same !

 Smile

That is for DTWCLIPPER and NWAFA

Happy New Year.
Florida Express, Braniff II and ......
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 3:29 pm

I wish they were still flying and not bought by Delta. But i loved ........Western Airlines "The Only Way To Fly"! Robert NWDC10
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 3:44 pm

Well, I suppose Frontier's slogan could be, "We don't mind if you stare at our tails."

F9Fan

 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 4:21 pm

Past. Present. Future. American Airlines.

AAndrew
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 8:59 pm

NWAFA, you obviously don't fly WN often, and must have had a bad experience.. Sorry  Sad

or maybe jealous of the "Liar Liar, Pant's on Fire" that Southwest jabbed back @ NW for claiming to be better than WN several years back.

So how about:

Southwest Airlines: "We LUV you the best"


from the old days "Just Plane Smart"

and even more meaningful after 9/11

Southwest Airlines "A Symbol of Freedom"
Southwest Airlines "A Symbol of Freedom"
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 9:05 pm

Southwest Airlines : "The Clampets are comming! The Clampets are comming!"


Just teasing.

Happy New Year !
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 9:15 pm

American- If another airline flew that route, we bought them and cancelled it.
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 9:20 pm

Flyguyclt,

ok, that made me laugh... Though I still wonder why WN gets the "White Trash Airlines" accusations.


Southwest Airlines "A Symbol of Freedom"
Southwest Airlines "A Symbol of Freedom"
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 9:24 pm

Moody:

Many Thanks. We all need to laugh on here and in life just a little more !


Happy New Year and Safe Flying Guy !


BTW, I think SWA is a great airline with great employees. They are Air Transportation. No muss No fuss and No Disney Illusion on who they are.
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 9:52 pm

Braniff.... Yes, we know it looks like a pumpkin, but it's airworthy, we promise!
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Thu Jan 01, 2004 10:00 pm

For those who like to bash Southwest I'll offer this as my 2004 peace offering:

Southwest - You get what you pay for

All other US domestic carriers - You get less
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Fri Jan 02, 2004 2:35 am

Aerolineas Argentinas:

"Bring your own rosary beads...and leave the rest to us!"





 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Fri Jan 02, 2004 2:42 am

Now these all made me laugh - thanks, I really needed that...

 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Fri Jan 02, 2004 2:54 am

Thai Airways - "Gotta Love Our Shrimp, It Is Better Than the Thai Silk"

Pacific Blue (Virgin Blue NZ) - "I lost My Virgin, Yupe! Err... Where is My Virginity?"

Tiger Airways - "Fly Tiger, Drink Tiger Beer"

 Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud


[Edited 2004-01-01 19:11:34]
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Fri Jan 02, 2004 3:02 am

Southwest Airlines - Because White Trash Needs To Fly, Too

US Airways - We Keep Coming Back Like a Bad Penny

American Airlines - Resistance is Futile. You WILL Be AAssimilated.

Continental Airlines - Got Embraer?

Northwest Airlines - We May Be In The Market For New Planes

jetBlue Airways - Check Us Out Before We're No Longer Hip

AirTran Airways - You'll Learn To Love Atlanta. Really.

Delta Air Lines - (showing different liveries) "..One of these things is not like the other..one of these things just doesn't belong..."

America West Airlines - We're Doing Our Best Not To Suck Anymore



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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:31 am

easyJet - just like boarding a bus, 149 seated 40 standing
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:34 am

British Airways - "Can We Land"

Virgin Atlantic - "Our Captains are always happy  Big grin "

My Travel - "Always Late"

 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Fri Jan 02, 2004 7:22 am

Thai: Come fly the friendly Thais
Air India: Tikka look at our service
China Airlines: Your kids will love our rubber slides
China Airlines: Win a free shipwreck tour
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Fri Jan 02, 2004 7:37 am

United4ever, those are HIGHlarious!

Lufthansa:
You vill fly Lufthansa, and you VILL like it!

Air France:
Voulez vous volez avec moi?
no wire hangers!
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Fri Jan 02, 2004 7:49 am

Just a couple more.

myTravel: A huge incentive to diet
China Airlines: Over 99% of our flights get there

Mike
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Fri Jan 02, 2004 7:52 am

It would be: "Cheapest airline in the world, bring your own parachute"
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Sat Jan 03, 2004 12:38 am

EA_CO_AS is the winner, by my vote! Those were hillarious!

As for mine...

Virgin Atlantic - "Only one person at a time in OUR lavatories!"
Air Plain - "The ultimate no-frills carrier!"
Dave Mark - Intrinsic Algorithm - Reducing the world to mathematical equations!
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:15 am

USair begins with US, not U

Northwest begins with NO

:D
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:24 am

Better Airlines- "Hey what else is out there?"
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:27 am

Northwest: Some Idiots just know who to fly.

[Edited 2004-01-02 18:37:55]
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:29 am

That was just plain tacky.
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:35 am

BR715 -

You might want to rethink your post. "Suggest Deletion" is looking good right now...
 
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:35 am

Tacky, but funny.  Smile

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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:39 am

Thomas Cook- Better than hooters air.

Note: A couple was caught having sex on a Thomas Cook Flight last week.
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:57 am

AA/Iberia (Oneworld): 1 out of 10 Hispanics choose us over rafts into Miami.
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Sat Jan 03, 2004 3:06 am

Northwest: Some Idiots just know who to fly.

Everyone is intitled to their opinion. So here's mine-I fly NW and I don't think I'm an idiot, others may disagree. Northwest is doing a great job!
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RE: Slogans For Airlines

Sat Jan 03, 2004 3:42 am

Northwest: Some Idiots just know who to fly.

Everyone is intitled to their opinion. So here's mine-I fly NW and I don't think I'm an idiot, others may disagree. Northwest is doing a great job!


Might was well lighten up....I, my wife, my daughter, my mother, and my father, to name a few, all fly or have flown Southwest, and we are most certainly not "white trash".