one is "Now your flying Smart" (thought I would share that with you)..should be, were trying to catch up, one day it will happen...
Now for the others -
Southwest-We pack'em in, were late, not so friendly, and FILTHY airplanes, But we will get you there
United -We Paid Our Bills!
American - I still dont give a SH
Delta - Thats the way we always have done it
Us Air - Trouble What Trouble
JetBlue- Were making money right now because we dont have to Pay Airbus for another year and we make our employees work there butts off!
Alaska - tammy Fae Bakers on our tail
Frontier- Gotta' Love Our Tail's
Contiential - Drink the cool-aid
America West- See we are a real airline
Spirit - Who?
KLM - You do as I say
AirFrance - Who needs America - we do with the most flights
Singapore - Our Girls are pretty and not safe
ANA - Anything you want
AirCanada - Got Money
Virgin - Im Richard, and I have class