Back in 1968 I was flying Southern Airlines from ATL
. Being the long hair freak I was, I had some electric kool aid for dinner before the flight. I started to imagine the pilots were these monkeys from the Chimp Channel! And one was pulling the yoke back and forth while the other was running the throttle back and forth in as fast as he could! The plane was doing this porpousing thing, up and down... Then one monkey slapped the hat off the other monkey, and they rolled all over the floor fighting tooth and nail! I wanted to yell for the F/A but they were all dressed in these outrageous drag queen costumes, and on roller skates, serving the food like freaking car hops! And oh yes, the guy in the wool looking suite from all those Hitchcock movies, was sitting on the left engine, trying to light a joint!