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Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:31 am





Daily Dish   Thursday, February 5, 2004


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HILTON TRIES TO BOARD PLANE WITH A GOAT
Hotel heiress Paris Hilton stunned airline officials on a recent flight from Las Vegas to Los Angeles -- by trying to bring her pet goat on board.

The blonde beauty had purchased three new pets -- the goat, a ferret and a monkey -- on her trip to Sin City and wanted to jet them all back to her Beverly Hills home.

But, unfortunately for Paris, air officials were unsympathetic to her plans and immediately turned the quartet away. So the 22-year-old socialite had to make do with a six-hour limousine ride instead.

She says, "I tried to take them on a plane and the flight attendants thought I was insane. They were like, 'This isn't a traveling circus -- you're not bringing a goat on a plane.'"

 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:33 am

and the flight attendants thought I was insane

hmm, wonder why how they got that impression....


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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:34 am

"Do they sell walls there?"

Dumb as a brick, she is.
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:35 am

Moron.

Paris Hilton should lock herself in the closet.

Her sister Nicky however.  Big thumbs up
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:35 am

God, who cares? I am so sick of that woman. Ugh.
 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:35 am

This could not have been a commercial flight. No way does a monkey, a goat, a ferret and a Paris get through security checkpoint to even see the flight attendants.
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:35 am

Dumb like a fox.
She knows exactly what she it doing.
She is a publicity machine.
 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:49 am

This could not have been a commercial flight. No way does a monkey, a goat, a ferret and a Paris get through security checkpoint to even see the flight attendants.

That's precisely what I was thinking! Either the report is inaccurate, or it's an outright lie.
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:59 am

Or she's just too dumb to realize who she's talking to.
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:59 am

"Paris Hilton should lock herself in the closet."
She could lock herself in my closet if she wants  Big thumbs up....I have to agree this story is false. Cute though.
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:03 am

What Americans will do always makes me laugh  Smile/happy/getting dizzy.

Like the guy in San Diego that used 25 cans of Cockroach spray in is house, then it exploded  Nuts
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:10 am

I am surprised she lowered herself to flying commercial airlines.
 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:14 am

Really really I would prefer a Goat inside a plane than a dog  Big grin
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:17 am

Yet Hilton Hotel bookings were up 68% vs. YAG.
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:21 am

I'm so sure that Miss Hilton would be doing an LAS-LAX leg commercially...and her father is.....? You all are kidding me right? I am sure that she uses her daddy's airplane for her little hops. Isn't it funny, some kids ask their dads, "Dad, can I use the car tonight?" and some kids ask their dads, "Dad, can I borrow the airplane tonight?"

I am sure this story is a fake...great publicity though. Who needs to be paying those big name ad agencies, big bucks to come up with campaigns. Just have a daughter named Paris....
 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:28 am

Notice the report never specified an airline.... for all we know, this could have been a private jet parked next to the airport perimeter, little time for anyone to reprimand her about animals.

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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:54 am

Hey! Did you hear about the blonde that tried to board a plane with a ferret, monkey and a goat? BAHAHAHA...it sounds like a good joke...someone help me finish it...I'm still laughing that she even tried...LOL
 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:06 am

That wasn't just a goat, that was her new boyfriend!
 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:12 am

at least this new boyfriend won't video tape the performance

doesn't she fly private?
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:12 am

Couldn't they have put her pets in those cages that they put dogs or cats in?

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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:18 am

Jcded wrote:

at least this new boyfriend won't video tape the performance

doesn't she fly private?...

well she's not private anymore, I think she went "commercial" with the "video"....Bahahahahaha

and a great finish to my joke by Srbmod, "That wasn't just a goat, that was her new boyfriend!"...very nice!
 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:25 am

Don't carry-ons have specific dimensions to be considered a "carry-on? It'd be interesting if M. Hilton did put her "pets" into those thing-a-majigs...
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:29 am

Paris get through security checkpoint to even see the flight attendants.

You're assuming they were flight attendants. Remember, we're talking about someone who does not have the wherewithall to form cohesive sentences in her nationally televised un-Reality TV show.

They were probably ticket counter agents who told her, "No way!"

Like the guy in San Diego that used 25 cans of Cockroach spray in is house, then it exploded

1. Insecticides are rarely explosive.
2. The man would have succumbed to the fumes himself after 25 cans.

I'm so sure that Miss Hilton would be doing an LAS-LAX leg commercially

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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:37 am

Maybe Paris should get a human brain from a medical lab and put that in a Carry-On, it might help. Even an average dead brain has got to have more activity than the one she's got, though I must admit that even she's a scholar compared to that turnup she calls a pal, Nicole.  Big grin
 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:46 am

DeltaMIA:

This could not have been a commercial flight. No way does a monkey, a goat, a ferret and a Paris get through security checkpoint to even see the flight attendants.

 Laugh out loud Hahahaha that was a good one!

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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:47 am

I heard somewhere that an old lady once tried (supposedly innocently) to take a fully fueled chainsaw through security.

Take your pick of which is stupider.

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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:53 am

"You're assuming they were flight attendants. Remember, we're talking about someone who does not have the wherewithall to form cohesive sentences in her nationally televised un-Reality TV show.

They were probably ticket counter agents who told her, "No way!""



I wasn't assuming they were flight attendants, I was just pointing out the errors in the article. Assuming though the article is fact, no doubt it would have been counter agents that denied her boarding.
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:54 am

I love Paris Hilton so much words can't express it.

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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 12:09 pm

I wonder if it was the same goat.

HEADLINE -- Paris Hilton Taped Blowing Goat, World Shrugs

http://www.irrmag.com/cgi-bin/article.pl?news+hilton

 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:40 pm

I can not believe in my heart of hearts that there would be a mistake written in an article released by the media.
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:45 pm

Yeah I heard about the chainsaw inncident also...what are people thinking!!!!!
 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 6:29 pm

Paris Hilton is one hot chick, but she is pretty stupid and is riding daddy's money, if it wasn't for the fact she is hot and could make a living modeling she would be in trouble, but I tell you her friend Nicole Ritchie makes me puke!!! Has anyone verified the story? Sounds fake, hard to believe she would get them into the gate area..
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 6:59 pm

As well as this story about the goat, ferret and monkey, I heard her beaver gets alot of exposure too?  Wink/being sarcastic
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 7:25 pm

This woman's 15 minutes of fame is running out. A pretty face, nice body, and a bunch of bad decisions ... it's all about hype and publicity. Fluff to sell magazines, tabloids, and TV tabloid shows' ratings.

I'm glad I got rid of my TV and hardly ever read the newspapers.

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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:04 pm

Diesel1:
....beaver gets alot of exposure OUCHH!!!!
She's just way too clueless to be hot
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:19 pm

Unfortunatley, Miss Hilton will be with us some time longer...
She signed a recording deal last month...
She has already signed for a clothing line...
They have renewed her to do another reality show....

Ugh! Paris overload.
 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:58 pm

Where are the A&E "Airline" cameras when we really need them???  Smile
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Sat Feb 07, 2004 12:06 am

She is very dumb but hott as hell
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Sat Feb 07, 2004 12:17 am

I could inquire.........I wonder if she was feeling squirrelly, needing a banana, or just feeling BaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhDDDDDDDDD. Ask yourself which one?
 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Sat Feb 07, 2004 12:18 am

What I cant believe is that after that show, her parents, or guardians, or whom ever is suppose to be looking out for her, even let her out in public. If that were my kid, I would have sore hands from spanking the S--T out of her behind. I never in my life could imagine a young girl being allowed to do the things she does. When she grows up...NO wait...IF SHE GROWS UP.....She will be a royal PAIN IN THE A-S, BIT-H, that no one will even want to deal with. (unless they get there kicks from sucking up) If I had her on a Flight, I would just wait for her to start in with the flight crew. Then I would make sure to walk by her and tell her what a royal ---- (rhymes with punt) she is and to examine her life, and to straighten up.
 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Sat Feb 07, 2004 6:10 am

Cadet93,

Here parents are to blame, she is totally spoiled and will inherit her fathers hotel empire. Plus she was gifted with a killer body and good looks. Add to this that our society has gotten to the point where her television show is a huge hit. It's sad but true. With all these things, you can't help but act like a total loser like she does..
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Sat Feb 07, 2004 7:31 am

I second Gigneil's comment...though she acts like a total loser, the fact that she's really hot makes me ignore how she acts Big thumbs up
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Sat Feb 07, 2004 7:39 am

I find her sister NICKY more hotter and good looking than PARIS anyday!!!
 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Sat Feb 07, 2004 7:42 am

True, True, Behramjee, but that doesn't mean Paris is still hot Big grin
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Sat Feb 07, 2004 7:54 am

Paris is not hot guys. I have met her several times. It goes to show you what $$ can salvage. She grew up living in the Waldorf-Astoria. Her parents are a mess- they used to have 3 full time maids cleaning after them in their apartment- and it was still a mess. Rick Hilton is an A--hole of the highest order. They are parental rejects.

If I recall correctly, Paris ran away from home when she was like 15 with a random guy. The FBI found her in California or something a few days later. She is a ticking time bomb.

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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Sat Feb 07, 2004 7:57 am

I wouldn't be surprised if she was trying to get her animals on a WN flight - just so that she could get on "Airline"  Smile
 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:51 am

Nicky is better looking but Paris' body is awesome!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Sat Feb 07, 2004 10:33 am

Where was Tinkerbell at this situation when you need her. Small dogs do wonders at airports.  Love. Someone should have told her that what you couldn't do in Altus, you can't do on a plane-that means exotic pets like Goats! Big grin
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Tue Feb 10, 2004 6:15 pm

I think the story was mis-reported. I am sure it went like this.

Flight Attendant: You can`t bring that skinny cow into the plane

Paris Hilton : This is not a skinny cow. It is a goat.

Flight Attendant: I WAS speaking to the Goat
 
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RE: Paris Hilton's Carry On...

Wed Feb 11, 2004 3:20 am

Don wrote:

I think the story was mis-reported. I am sure it went like this.

Flight Attendant: You can`t bring that skinny cow into the plane

Paris Hilton : This is not a skinny cow. It is a goat.

Flight Attendant: I WAS speaking to the Goat

CLASSIC!!!...HAHAHAHAHA