nudelhirsch
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You Can Win!

Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:19 am

Arright, here is a picture, the best comment can win, see prices later...



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Photo © José Ramón Valero - IBERIAN SPOTTERS




As a starter: "LH introducing the new economy class..."


The winner will get a virtual handshake!
Putana da Seatbeltz!
 
Noonerlicious
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RE: You Can Win!

Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:23 am

I heard that this was Hooters airline.....hey! where did all the Hooter girls go? you know this is not Mexico so you better come out!....hahaha...I know that was bad! :-P
 
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airkas1
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Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:25 am

"Varig's onboard kitchen..."

Kas
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ual747den
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RE: You Can Win!

Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:26 am

"Now offering whole wheat snacks Southwest Airlines"

"A Whole Different Kind Of Animal Frontier Airlines"
/// UNITED AIRLINES
 
Sabena332
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RE: You Can Win!

Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:29 am

"LH introducing the new economy class..."

LMAO  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up That made my day (evening)!

Patrick


NZ1's mother is a disgusting crack-whore and his father is a worthless alcoholic!
 
dtwclipper
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RE: You Can Win!

Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:29 am

What do you mean you're out of Kosher meals?!
Compare New York Air, the Airline that works for your Business
 
lockheedl1011
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RE: You Can Win!

Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:38 am

"Things just don't feel the same since the Concorde stopped flying."
 
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Bruce
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RE: You Can Win!

Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:39 am

My vote goes to the Frontier comment.

a Whole New Kind of Animal!
Bruce Leibowitz - Jackson, MS (KJAN) - Canon 50D/100-400L IS lens
 
jetbluefan1
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Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:44 am

Slogan: "Changing the face of air travel...Neigh Airways."

"And if you requested a vegetarian meal..."

"Today's in-flight entertainment will include LiveHorse programming - FREE - at every seat."



JetBluefan1

[Edited 2004-03-04 00:47:42]

[Edited 2004-03-04 00:49:03]
 
dtwclipper
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Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:47 am


Jetbluefan1:

Not to be a pain, but you mean "neigh" airways
Compare New York Air, the Airline that works for your Business
 
jetbluefan1
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RE: You Can Win!

Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:49 am

LOL  Smile Thanks for the correction.

JetBluefan1
 
kbuf737
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Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:51 am

John Kerry's Campaign Jet... look at all those Jackasses!
The tower? Rapunzel!!!!!!
 
CMK10
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Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:52 am

Hmm, I've been flying First Class for so long I forgot what coach was really like!
"Traveling light is the only way to fly" - Eric Clapton
 
5T6
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Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:52 am

"Our steaks taste like dog food? Sir, I can assure you our steaks are very fresh and cooked to order!!"
I see my Cats as Companions. My Cats see Me as Furniture!
 
dtwclipper
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Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:54 am

CMK,

That's not coach you're looking at....take a look at those new skysuites!!!

LOL

dtwclipper
Compare New York Air, the Airline that works for your Business
 
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RE: You Can Win!

Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:17 am

Alitalias new corporate jet allowed critical company decisions to be made en-route
 
cmckeithen
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RE: You Can Win!

Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:19 am

Oh Wilbur do we have to fly. I can't stand planes the food is terrible and my lips chap.
 
redngold
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Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:22 am

Horseplay in the air -- no charges filed.  Smile
Up, up and away!
 
MakeMinesLAX
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RE: You Can Win!

Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:22 am

"I'm glad I'm not flying Southwest. Geez, what a cattle call that is!"
 
MakeMinesLAX
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Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:24 am

Straight from the horse's mouth - don't sit in the tail section!
 
MakeMinesLAX
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 4:47 am

"This 3-3 layout is nice. I can't believe we had to go 3-4-3 on Emirates!"

"I hope the movie is Seabiscuit. I hate it when they show The Godfather."

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Air Horse One."

( I may be answering my own question here, but am I the only one who thinks this is a fun thread? )
 
RonE
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 5:01 am

"Hey Ed, isn't that seat free over there? Talk about closing the stable door after the horses have bolted!"

"Introducing our new flight crew who will help make your flight pass fast- having trouble falling asleep? No problem! If the smell won't make you pass out just press the kick-in-the-head call button"
 
757KSLC
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 5:12 am

Noah's DC-10

KBUF737 is the winner in my book
 
tristarenvy
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 5:20 am

Tower Air Business Class
If you don't stand for SOMETHING, you'll fall for ANYTHING.
 
KBOS
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 5:52 am

the F/A keeps complaining about the horses ass that's flying the plane!
I don't care if the sun don't shine, I do my drinkin in the evening time when I'm in Rhode Island
 
FutureCGNPilot
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 5:59 am

"Fortunately we are to big to fit in one of NW's DC9's."
 
SimpleMinded
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:02 am

This is what they did to Mr. Ed!!!
Um, I like..... yea ok
 
Alert3
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:08 am

In an effort to save money, Ryanair has taken out all the seats and interiors of planes. The trial run was with some horses going to the glue factory, and CEO Michael O'Leary was quoted as saying "the horses made it just fine, why not our LCC customers? At least they won't be complaining about seat pitch anymore" Passengers we interviewed said "well the seats don't recline anymore, there's no more headrests, and the window shades won't close... we just want $29 tickets......


2005 Ryanair press release:

In the never ending quest to save money, Ryanair will be removing all complimentary straw and hay from flights < 3 hours. Thank you.
 
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:20 am

"The secret to the A340-500's long range capabilities was the revolutionary upper deck horse furnace"
 
A330Fan1
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:24 am

"Oh...so we aren't really eating chicken..."

-A330Fan1
 
FLYtoEGCC
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:28 am

"Huh, what a crap airline! No seat-back pockets, no safety cards, no IFE, no sick bags... anyone would think they're sending us low-cost!"
Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away...
 
ND
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:31 am

"Welcome to Taliban Airways..."
ND - Hated By Many, Confronted By None
 
canoecarrier
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:55 am

I don't care what the FA says, I'm not going to be seated for takeoff, and who wants to wait in line for the lav, I'm going right here!
The beatings will continue until morale improves
 
ScottishLaddie
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:58 am

Oh, what a line up we have here! And they're off!! in the first horse race in an aircraft fuselage ever! Get your bets in now!  Nuts Big grin
 
FLYtoEGCC
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:07 am

lol ScottishLaddie  Big thumbs up if that's a horse race then the cameraman who took this photo is one mighty brave man!
Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away...
 
FA2B
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:13 am

The galley - an endless source of fresh vegetarian meals.
 
GLAGAZ
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:15 am

"HORSAIR" Corsair's neighbourly LCC.
Neutrality means that u don't really care cos the struggle goes on even when ur not there, blind and unaware
 
PSA53
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:34 am

The Roman Empire military transports?

Viking ships gone airborne?

Winning entry from Wright Brothers University
to Boeing?

Did I win?
Tuesday's Off! Do not disturb.
 
TYSGoVols
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:39 am

A horse is a horse of course. . .

United's new cost cutting technique. Selling a free fertilize spread on final approach, and the new in flight snack.
Rocky Top You'll Always be home sweet home to me, Good ole' Rocky Top WOOOOO
 
TYSGoVols
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:41 am

How many horse power does this thing have again. . . ?
Rocky Top You'll Always be home sweet home to me, Good ole' Rocky Top WOOOOO
 
redngold
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 8:19 am

[taking a page from a Southwest f/a]

CLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOP
whoa boy!
Clip-clop clip clop clip... clop...

Welcome to Cleveland and thank you for flying Southwest Airlines!
Up, up and away!
 
PSA53
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 8:19 am

A new short hop carrier-

Shoemaker Express."We Get You And Your Horse There By A Nose!"

Shoe shines extra.

Tuesday's Off! Do not disturb.
 
srbmod
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 8:34 am

Giving a whole new meaning to the term cattle class.
 
Samurai 777
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 8:36 am

A whole new alternative to Cattle Class! Big grin
 
ltbewr
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 9:06 am

This is the latest freighter conversion of the MD-10, now called the MD-11H.

First class my ass...we have to stand all the way there, but at least we didn't get airline food !

This was the introductory flight of a new LLC - Equine Air, based in Lexington, KY, made especially for horse lovers, you share your seat with the horses.

This is how Airbus will provide supplemental take off power for the new A-380 for operations at shorter runways.

I told you we shouldn't have taken Southwest.

This is a new experiment by a major US University as to alternative fuel use in aircraft by using horse dung and intestinal methane.

This is as experiment now underway by an undisclosed LLC to see if horses could be used instead of humans as flight attendants. They are being shown in their jump seats for take-off. The could work all kinds of hours, with little sleep, for just hay, and do look better than some of the f/a's out there. There are some problems with this idea, especially with the ASPCA.







 
hirisk
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 9:29 am

pony express int airlines.if thats first class,i don't want to be in coach! Smile/happy/getting dizzy
happy contrails
 
ScottishLaddie
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RE: You Can Win!

Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:54 pm

So who won then?  Smile  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
SDFOH
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RE: You Can Win!

Sat Mar 06, 2004 1:20 am

Well now, that explains the complimentary feed bags passed out at the gate
 
blackbird615
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RE: You Can Win!

Sat Mar 06, 2004 1:49 am

Hay, United quit horsing around!
Never fly the "A" model of anything!
 
QIguy24
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RE: You Can Win!

Sat Mar 06, 2004 1:55 am

Welcome to Ryanair! You get what you pay for!
But we get you there on time

Fly Ryanair!!

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