"Ive got a bus pass, what do you mean it's not a valid ID
"Ive got three extra bags i'm sure not every passengers brought luggage, can't I use some of there space ?"
" (points to a little kid) "Can sit on my knee, why should I pay for a seat for him".
"Why do we need passports in the 21st Century ?"
"I would like a ticket to America"
(to me in New York) "I have a friend named George in England do you know him ?"
"So do we get issued with Space Suits before we board ?"
this plane crashes and we all die I'm going to make a complaint".
"Can I sit next to somebody famous"
"Can I sit next to somebody good looking and single ?"
"Ive got a free ticket, why do I have to pay tax"
"I don't know why they allow foriegn planes into our country..." (are we not foreign in theres perhaps ?)
"Can you hold the plane for a few minutes ive just got to make a phone call"
"Why can't all countries use the same time zone it's so confusing"
and the best one...
"Why can;t you use fast planes in both directions, instead of one way only and come back on a plane twice as slow" (passenger not understanding why one way the flight was 3 hours, the return being 12 inc time zones) to New York from London
"Do we get our own cabin and is there a restaurant on board ?"
So far in 2008 45 flights and Gold already. JFK, IAD, LGA, SIN, HKG, NRT, AKL, PPT, LAX still to book ! Home Airport LCY