You get the axe - yes, we have a fire axe in the flight deck...
I personally object to no-smockers in MY
Same as these non-smockers object to smockers, equal rights, I object to non-smockers.
I have my list of the 3 non-smocking first officers and flight engineers.
They get replaced on MY
flights. They are a detriment to flight safety...
Because they get on my nerves. Period.
Cockpit smoke are official procedures in our QRH Quick Reference Handbook
- Electrical smoke - (1) O2 masks ON
, (2) Isolate Generators... etc...
- Air conditioning smoke - (1) O2 masks ON
(2) Cockpit fan OFF... etc...
- Cigarette (or pipe smoke) - situation normal... (1) Get ashtray (2) Relax...
Happy puff puff contrails