gr325
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Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:38 am

Hello,

Found this on the net

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/captain.mp3

I thought it was very funny.


Gr325
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Blackbird1331
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:42 am

Cameras shoot pictures. Guns shoot people. They have the guns.
 
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:46 am

It sounded like Dan Ackroyd was at the helm. Very good.
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Tolosy
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:46 am



So funny, otherwise in today's context, it's not so funny....

Anyway....

Nick
 
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:56 am

That was great...look what Homeland Security has odne for us!

sounded like bob Dole to me!
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flyingbronco05
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:58 am

This recording has been posted on airliners.net a thousand times. Too bad I can't find all the links.

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gr325
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Tue Jun 01, 2004 1:21 am

Never seen it,
Anyway it is funny
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Tue Jun 01, 2004 2:32 am

Seen this but with a little Flash Video Animation with it. LOL  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Tue Jun 01, 2004 2:34 am

So, Sledge Hammer works as a pilot now... Big grin Anyone remember that series?
 
gr325
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Tue Jun 01, 2004 2:32 pm

Hmmm no, what is it like?
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kieso
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Tue Jun 01, 2004 2:40 pm

It's a first for me!
I got a great, much needed laugh from it..
Thanks!
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gr325
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Tue Jun 01, 2004 3:29 pm

It is great how he explained the guns, the bit that made me LMAO was at the end, "IT will blow a whole in a boday as big as the grand canyon, which by the way is coming up on the left hand side of the airplane".
Fantastic
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Tue Jun 01, 2004 4:44 pm

think I heard it before, but this is just terrific! Awesome! LMAO! Want more...
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NWADC9
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:36 am

ATCbox had it for a long time.

http://www.atcbox.com

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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:49 am

1st Hijacker: "Do we storm cockpit now? My faith is strong."

2nd Hijacker: "Forget it! MY faith is not that strong. Let's just drink some more Heinekens and hit that strip club we heard about when we land."
 
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:58 am

Hey! Flyingbronco05!

Where'd you get my wife's picture???? I TOLD her those new glasses made her look ridiculous and to not post that picture in chat rooms, but did she listen? No...

Well...at least she's not using the old one. Embarrassment
 
S12PPL
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Wed Jun 02, 2004 8:36 am

Eh, that clip is all right. Not as funny as you all made it out to be, though. But still, pretty humorous
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Wed Jun 02, 2004 10:54 am

Yeah definatly heard that one before....
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LacsaA320
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RE: Captain Speaking (funny Anouncement)

Wed Jun 02, 2004 11:30 am

Flyingbronco05


Nice eye glasses!!!!!

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