Well, I come into work this morning at Anchorage International Airport, and am getting the daily turnover from my cohort. Well during the brief, he tells me to follow him and we go out on the ramp, right next to the building is this small pile of stuff on the ramp.
For a second I thought it was a lump of tar on the but then I realized what is was, from my years of outdoor upbringin......BEAR CRAP!!!!
That's right, A black bear managed to get onto the ramp and nobody knew it was there until my opposite number called airport security.
If the TSA
and Airport securty can miss a Black Bear, why are they even worried about taking scissors away from little old ladies.
OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.