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How The Media Covers Airline Stories...

Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:31 pm

I just discovered the "Aussie" version of this, but I'm sure there are no doubt others...  Big grin

http://radans.net/jens/planestory.html

It would explain alot....  Big grin
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RE: How The Media Covers Airline Stories...

Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:12 pm

Plane Horror

Melbourne passengers told of their horrific terror aboard a Perth bound Qantas flight which was advised it was in the best interests of the plane to return to Melbourne yesterday due to running out of Everybody Loves Raymond episodes.

Some passengers were devastated that the 309 passengers were told few details of the tragedy.

They said the plane 'Dropped out of the sky like a mouse chasing a piece of cheese' before turning around.

As a precaution, fire trucks were on standby when the Gulfstream A320 landed.

Passenger Bruce Goatman last night was still recovering from the ordeal.

'The hostess shoved me out of the plane. I landed right on the concrete', the passenger said.
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RE: How The Media Covers Airline Stories...

Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:15 am

Guess the Aviation correspondences use this link often  Smile
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RE: How The Media Covers Airline Stories...

Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:07 am

Technical Glitch Scares Passengers


Darwin passengers told of their horrific terror aboard a Brisbane bound Qantas flight which was advised it was in the best interests of the plane to return to Canberra yesterday due to coffee tasting good.

Some passengers were horrified that the 309 passengers were told few details of the catastrophe.

They said the plane 'Seemed normal, but everyone knew it was posessed by the Devil' before turning around.

As a precaution, fire trucks were on standby when the Antonov Concorde landed.

Passenger Nanna Shep last night was still recovering from the ordeal.

'The fire from the landing gear made the emergency slide explode', the passenger said.


This was fun  Big grin
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