Couldn't find a thread on this, but has anyone thought about the emergency slide from the upper deck? That would be one heck of a drop, and think of the friction burns!!! Suppose they could water cool it like an aqua park. Would love to see the first demo's of an evac for certification!
Seriously, I once had a jumpseat landing in a BA 747 in the good old days, and before we landed the FO ran through the emergency evac procedure from the cockpit - go up through the hatch and then down the side via a rope. DON'T JUMP! you're 3 stories up!