ERJ145LR
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Good SWA Joke!

Wed May 04, 2005 7:50 am

You have probably heard this one before, but I thought it was pretty clever!

Here it is...

Why will Southwest Airlines never have any babies?


--Because they always pull out ontime! Smile

Another variation goes sorta like this...
Well, you know how you always see little baby ducks following their parent ducks around... you will nevert see baby southwest planes trailing behind thir parents, because southwest always pulls out on-time!

(I dont really like that version as much)

Enjoy!
 
ntspelich
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RE: Good SWA Joke!

Wed May 04, 2005 8:27 am

Hmm must have watched Airline last night.
United 717 heavy, you're facing the wrong way. Any chance you can powerback to get off of my deice pad?
 
ERJ145LR
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RE: Good SWA Joke!

Wed May 04, 2005 9:13 am

You got it! Thats why I said.."most of you have probably heard this"... I figured the majority of people on this site watch that awsome show! By the way...It looks like its gunna be another great season of Airline..thanks A&E!
 
Stealthz
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RE: Good SWA Joke!

Wed May 04, 2005 9:23 am

Irony aimed at drawing attention to this crap is rapidly pulled from this forum but the garbage that provokes it stays.. go figure
If your camera sends text messages, that could explain why your photos are rubbish!
 
AirWillie6475
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RE: Good SWA Joke!

Wed May 04, 2005 9:30 am

I don't get the joke. Besides the sexual message what is the joke?
 
budyboy
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RE: Good SWA Joke!

Wed May 04, 2005 9:37 am

Another one: told by a FA after a hard landing---

'Ladies and Gentlemen, what you just felt was not my fault, it wasn't the Pilots fault, it was the asphalt.'
 
ERJ145LR
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RE: Good SWA Joke!

Wed May 04, 2005 9:38 am

You really must be slow to not get this one. Chill out everyone...pull the f**** brick out of your assed, I was just trying to tell a damn joke... yall must have not gotten laid lately, Sorry your in such a bad mood  Sad

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