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Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 12:08 am

Here's an incident report following misconducts aboard an AF flight.

http://pluchette.free.fr/report.jpg

Rough translation :

Meeting at 8.20 with the police upon arrival, due to ACARS sent by captain inflight.
2 Russian (female) PAX slightly drunk upon boarding were caught twice smoking in the toilets, then started drinking with 2 Romanian PAX + sexual intercourse on cabin seats, no attention paid to the other PAX, not even to the FA. STOP. All 4 PAX naked in the plane. STOP. Police handled them upon arrival, kept them for 8 hours in a cell with cancellation of the continuating flight

Cheers,

707

[Edited 2005-05-27 17:13:28]
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 12:36 am

Got to love that AF IFE!!! bigthumbsup 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 1:13 am

Should this not be included in the thread http://www.airliners.net/discussions/aviation_polls/read.main/48820/
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 2:28 am

Quoting MKEdude (Reply 1):
Got to love that AF IFE!!!

 rotfl  Beats any IFE I've ever seen . . .
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 2:40 am

They may have still been feeling the wonders and sexuality of Rio de Janeiro!


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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 2:50 am

Were they using condoms?  biggrin 
What a wacky, gross story, sounds like a meeting of the 'mile high club'. Maybe they were rehersing for a porn movie. I hope there wern't any kiddies on board. If this was on a flight to the USA, our prudes would have beat on these 'savages' and treated them like potential terrorists.  duck 
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 2:53 am

What is the point of taking a picture of the incident report? We need a picture of the incident.  Smile
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 2:55 am

Use your imagination... has TV spoiled us that much?  Smile
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 2:57 am

That's HOT!

 Wink


I wish I could have joined  Wink
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 3:00 am

Oh, that's what happens with foreigners after they get to experiment Rio... or experiment in Rio  hypnotized 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 3:26 am

What aircraft was this? May say on the picture but I can't see it.
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 3:35 am

AF443 is GIG-CDG, operated Daily by a B744
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 5:11 am

Quoting MKEdude (Reply 1):
Got to love that AF IFE!!!

It's the new state-of-the-art IFE, called HGOD (=Hot Girls On Demand)  Cool

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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 5:13 am

Sure it wasn't Corsair F-GSEX? That could have explained it.., maybe. tongue 

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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 5:15 am

Quoting MKEdude (Reply 1):
Got to love that AF IFE!!!

LOL.. Maybe it's a french thing. =P
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 5:30 am

Quoting 707CMF (Thread starter):
Police handled them upon arrival, kept them for 8 hours in a cell with cancellation of the continuating flight

Hmm... maybe would have been better to put them in different cells  Smile
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 5:48 am

Quoting EnviroTO (Reply 6):
What is the point of taking a picture of the incident report? We need a picture of the incident.



Quoting EnviroTO (Reply 6):
That's HOT!



Quoting IDAWA (Reply 12):
It's the new state-of-the-art IFE, called HGOD (=Hot Girls On Demand)

Does it say anywhere that they were hot looking 20 yr olds tho? What if they were like, below avg looking, balding, not so skinny, not so young ppl?  Wink
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 5:51 am

Quoting 707CMF (Thread starter):
Police handled them upon arrival

Trust the cops to get in on the act!
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 6:00 am

Quoting Dimsum (Reply 16):
Does it say anywhere that they were hot looking 20 yr olds tho? What if they were like, below avg looking, balding, not so skinny, not so young ppl?

*shudder*

Point well taken.
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 6:03 am

You bunch of pervs!    2255 views in about 4-5 hours and I can bet the farm on it that the thread got this many views thus far because the words "inflight sex" appeared in the topic field.   

Rgds

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Edit: Typo

[Edited 2005-05-27 23:04:36]
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 6:08 am

thats prolly very true. if u promised pics, id bet ud have had double the views tho!!! that is seriously disgusting, tho, considering how many people could have been around!
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 6:23 am

I find it quite amusing in complete honesty, imagine. Walking back from the bathroom you are sitting in the middle aisle, middle seat and they are going at it preventing you getting from your seat. What do you do, what do you do, 'excuse me', she replies 'just a sec', you wait 30secs and still nothing, you go 'uh hum' to what she replies in a menacing voice, 'for god sake im just coming now"!

I hope this doesnt offend anyone, just putting some humour into the thread :P. (Young humour).

Dave   

[Edited 2005-05-27 23:35:25]
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 6:34 am

haha! hadnt thought of that scenario. id just head back to the toilet and pretend there was a queue. typical embarrased englishman!
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 6:34 am

My reply: Honey, if it hasn't happened in "just a sec", you will probably reach your orgasm by the time we are on short finals.... Now please get over the damn hill or let me get to my seat please.

Rgds

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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 6:37 am

Funny, were they all complete strangers? Even better! I pray that a couple of chicks make their way up to the flight deck where I'm flying while we are cruising and then they........this Isn't appropriate. I'm sorry. Great thread!!!!!
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 6:49 am

That's why AF is doing so good in GIG-CDG  Smile
Live IFE! And they never mention it in their marketing

By the way and besides the humor, is good to know that so many different people uses the AF443. That's why AF is looking for a partnership, probably they are thinking in GIG connections due to the "sensuality" of Rio as destination.

Regards,
Felipe
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 6:58 am

(RAMPER grumbles as he has to break out the potable water hose and spray down this thread  Wow!)
And change out some seat cushions!  rotfl 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 7:02 am

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 5):
If this was on a flight to the USA, our prudes would have beat on these 'savages' and treated them like potential terrorists

Unfortunately this is a very true statement.

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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 7:25 am

Now THAT'S what I call a real airline marketing alliance!

AIR FRANCE.......you've got to love the French. Even their reports are written with flair.  Smile
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 7:27 am

Quoting EnviroTO (Reply 6):
What is the point of taking a picture of the incident report? We need a picture of the incident. Smile

They say a pictue tells a thousand words...  bouncy 
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 7:38 am

Quoting Jumppilot (Reply 24):
I pray that a couple of chicks make their way up to the flight deck where I'm flying while we are cruising and then they........this Isn't appropriate. I'm sorry. Great thread!!!!!

Once again, Soul Plane may not be as fake as we think.. or Austin Powers for that matter  Wink

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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 7:54 am

Hahahaha  rotfl 

If I was on that flight I would be pissing myself with laughter!!!

And how dare you perves give this thread all it's thousands of hits  Silly
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 8:09 am

Quoting Dimsum (Reply 16):
Does it say anywhere that they were hot looking 20 yr olds tho? What if they were like, below avg looking, balding, not so skinny, not so young ppl?

Damn dude, why go ahead and ruin a perfectly good visual? Smile
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 8:21 am

Better than the usaul crap service on Air France...Should have had better IFE.
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 8:31 am

Quoting Boeing727flyer (Reply 33):
Better than the usaul crap service on Air France

When was your last AF flight  

[Edited 2005-05-28 01:37:03]
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 8:40 am

2 months ago and still not impressed with them..LH is miles better
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 8:42 am

Quoting Boeing727flyer (Reply 33):
Better than the usaul crap service on Air France...

Compared to what? The non luxuries of every American airline plying the skies?


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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 10:03 am

Now that what I call a real "upgrade"!!
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 10:24 am

I'm sure if I were the captain I would have them sent to my rest quarters to discipline them myself, rather than involving the police. They may have voluntarily missed their connecting flight in that case.
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 10:31 am

Can I get a pimp, pimp, hooray!

You have really got to laugh at this. What would posess two people to start doing the damage in flight? Not only that, but in front of the other passengers. Besides the alcohol.

I guess Branson's idea of double beds or Emirates enclosed private suites might help these individuals and their rampant sexual desires.

Don't be surprised if a video turns up somewhere on the internet on a website called:

takeoffthrustset.com

Cheers

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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 11:30 am

Not sure if I translate "rapports sexuels" by "sexual intercourse" ...

maybe sexual gestures? movements? anyway ... certainly one for the books
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 11:34 am

Quoting Boeing727flyer (Reply 33):
Better than the usaul crap service on Air France...

Maybe the dirty fuselage was a stimulant and got them turned on!  Smile



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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 11:56 am

Quoting Flpuck6 (Reply 40):
Not sure if I translate "rapports sexuels" by "sexual intercourse"

If I were to translate rapports sexuels and try to keep the nuance the same, sexual relations is pretty much the literal equivalent that I'd use. Rapports/intercourse/relations, I take it as they had sex.

Now, is there anyone else who read that [the original version] and kind of got the impression that the thing that really got them in trouble was the smoking more than anything else? Maybe it's just me.. but that's some funny stuff.
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 5:32 pm

A slightly better translation:

Meeting at 8 hr 20 with police force on arrival CDG, due to ACARS message sent by captain during the flight in which 2 Russian female passengers who appeared intoxicated had on two occasions smoked in the toilets then started to drink with two Romanian men and had sexual relations on the seats in the cabin, paying no attention to the other passengers or even less by the remarks made by the flight attendants. STP On arrival, the police intercepted them and held them for eight hours with the cancellation of their connecting flight STP The CDB? felt sorry for one of them and allowed one to continue (rough translation) and the file is closed.

I would imagine they were continuing to Moscow (assuming they were Russian girls heading home), Air France does not have that many flights going to Moscow or too many other Russian cities on any particular day. If they miss the connection, they are there for the night. What is not clear from the message is what did the station do for the one they felt sorry for...assuming this is the correct translation. In my mind, they need to be begging Air France to let them on one of their aircraft again. That behavior is just not something that is done in public (period). Even though we joke about it and secretly wish it was us doing it (yes all of us are slightly perverse...), the reality is that we all know right from wrong and if they had not been smoking, they could have done their thing in the lav and had they kept relatively quite, noone would have given it a single thought. They got drunk and had to make a show of it all, which is just not done, even on a French aircraft.

This is a lesson. When you are on an airplane:
a) don't drink
b) keep it in your pants.
if you can't do b), then by all means find the largest lav on the airplane and go there and take care of things. Be quick and quiet and no one will give it a second thought. As long as you do it in private, there is no law that says that two consenting adults cannot perform a sexual act on board an aircraft...as long as it does not cross the line into interfering with the lawful operation of the aircraft and/or creating a scene which could be construed as a public sex act. If you cross the line, then you are toast. So beware. If you make a scene, the public embarrassment and the big fine you will pay will be yours.

For my part, I find it entirely too tiring. When you are altitude, that kind of physical activity (unless you are really in excellent physical condition) could be dangerous. It would be a very sad state of affairs if the last thing you do on this planet is have sex on an airplane only to die from a massive brain infarction or a heart attack. It just ain't worth it.

Consider this words of wisdom...from someone who had had to sign off on a report releasing someone who died on one of my flights of a heart attack. He was in the lav....

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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 5:55 pm

Why am I not surprised that the main characters of this whole story are Russian girls  Silly. He he he, very typical, as for the Romanian guys, they are about to join the EU soon so its all about sending that message of 'European integration' eastwards Big grin
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 7:32 pm

This is not the first time something like that happens on a plane. On a certain flight from Australia to New Zealand, an Australian Couple had sex in the back rows of the plane and the crew caught them but didn't do anything cause they were shocked and didn't know what to do!!! One of the crew was my best friend and she told me they kinda paniced cause they were not trained to deal with such situations... lol

Apparently they only met on the plane... WAOW!!! I believe one night stands are possible... but on a plane.... in such a short time!!!

I wonder!!!
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 8:31 pm

Who needs a life more? Those literal animals aboard the aircraft or the literal voyeurs on this website. If I were the captain I'd have them transferred immediately to the cargo hold....where animals belong. Seriously!

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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 8:49 pm

I would hope the ladies and gentlemen in question were riding in First Class or Business Class and taking advantage of Air France's new fully reclined seating! If they were in the Back I would hope Air France would award them something special for their gymnastic skills as anyway knows who's flown Air France in the back that such acrobatics would require great skill.
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 8:53 pm

I would hope the ladies and gentlemen in question were riding in First Class or Business Class and taking advantage of Air France's new fully reclined seating! If they were in the Back I would hope Air France would award them something special for their gymnastic skills as anyway knows who's flown Air France in the back that such acrobatics would require great skill.
 
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RE: Incident Report AF443 (28April - Inflight Sex)

Sat May 28, 2005 9:58 pm

haha nice... I guess the captain was upset that he was on duty and couldn't get some too, so he had to ACARS it in  Wink

I thought the flight number was 069??
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