jeffry747
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Funny Airplane Pics

Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:34 pm

Anybody got any funny captions for any pictures? I know it's been done before but why not have more fun with it? Here goes:


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OOOPS! Did I do that?
C'mon Big B, FLY!
 
timeair
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:01 am

Excuse me!






..........
You can't get there from here.
 
B742
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:10 am


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oops had to much chili  Silly

Rob!
 
woady
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:43 am

Now thats what you call an afterburner!

I'll get me coat

Woady
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N766UA
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:45 am

Quoting B742 (Reply 2):
oops had to much chili

Indeed. Tutor? More like tooter!
This Website Censors Me
 
atrude777
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:22 am

Pilot 1- "Ill just throw the cigarette out the window since we can't smoke in flight

*throws cig..*
*BOOM*

Pilot 1- "uhhh did I do that?"
Pilot 2- "Let's get out of here."
Good things come to those who wait, better things come to those who go AFTER it!
 
DCrawley
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:49 am

pilot - "Tower, Tutor 114, experiencing severe turbulence on taxiway alpha.."

________________________________________________________________

pilot - "Virginia Beach tower, Tutor 114 at alpha, request taxi for takeoff westbound with bravo with flight following."
tower - "Tutor 114, roger, taxi to and hold short runway 27, caution napalm boming excersize. Flight following for about 2 miles before you explode. G'day."
"Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive."
 
AsstChiefMark
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:03 am

"Scotty! I need warp power in 2 seconds or we're all dead!"



(I mean that in a Star Trek sense. Not the other [*cough*] one.)

Mark
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MADtoCAE
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:35 am

Pilot 1: Dude did u fart?
Pilot 2:  embarrassed 
Operator!!! Give me the number for 911!!
 
AirEMS
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:47 am

Did I leave the oven / stove / coffee maker on?
If Your Dying Were Flying
 
Dimsum
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:19 am

Pilot1: "10 bucks says you can't do it!"
*engines reving*
Pilot2: "You're on! ... trust me, if they could do it with Air Force One in 'Independence Day', I can totally do it in a Tutor jet!"
 
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ZSOFN
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:04 am

So long, and thanks for all the fish.
 
c172heavy
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:08 am

"Snowbirds, flame on......NOW."
"How's that working out for ya?....Bein' clever?"
 
tackleberry970
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:15 am

(seeing the lime green fire extinguisher wheeled unit aft of the port wing)

"Do you think this will be enough or should we call for backup?"
 
MATURRO727
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:50 am

Hey.





Pilot: "it's getting hot in here."
 
GQfluffy
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:18 am

The F/A did it.

fluffy
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wunala
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:00 am

So thats what happens when you put Concordes engines onto that type of plane.
 
FlyingTexan
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:05 am

Quoting Jeffry747 (Thread starter):
Anybody got any funny captions for any pictures?


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These guys are washing their Shorts.
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trekster
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:08 am

Oh god lol, what next

:D
Where does the time go???
 
RICARIZA
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:20 am


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Pilot: Damn... Do you have some preparation H?
I miss ACES, I am proud of AVIANCA & I am loyal to AMERICAN
 
tackleberry970
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:27 am

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These guys are washing their Shorts.


(seeing the tug attached to the front of the plane)

Hey, buddy, pull up your shorts.
 
UPS Pilot
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:06 am

 
msp753nwa
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:09 pm

Hi,


For my next trick I shale just skim the wall of fire and at the same time light my cig.

Stop playing with your Shorts.

Matt
Going Boeing
 
NBGSkyGod
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:29 pm

Quoting C172heavy (Reply 12):
So long, and thanks for all the fish.

I think there are a whole 3 peope that got that one.
Pilots are idots, who at any given moment will attempt to kill themselves or others.
 
rossbaku
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:19 pm

Quoting Jeffry747 (Thread starter):
Anybody got any funny captions for any pictures?

That'll be the mother-in-law just arrived then... bomb 

RossBaku
 
kbfispotter
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:30 pm

Quoting Nbgskygod (Reply 23):
So long, and thanks for all the fish.

I think there are a whole 3 peope that got that one.

I got it.................  Smile

By the way......

"Elvis has left the building"

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HAWK21M
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:45 pm

Somethings burning.
regds
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aloges
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:03 pm

Quoting KBFIspotter (Reply 25):
I got it.................

2nd: "It's the end of the world as we know it..."  Wink


Anyway, this burns, burns, burns like a ring of fire.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
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ZSOFN
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:39 pm

Quoting Nbgskygod (Reply 23):
So long, and thanks for all the fish.

I think there are a whole 3 peope that got that one.

Just trying to steer us away from fart jokes with something a little more subtle.

P.S. Nbgskygod, you credited the wrong person in your quote! Not that I'm all that proud of my "joke" anyway...
Come on people!

[Edited 2005-07-05 11:40:58]
 
NBGSkyGod
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:29 pm

My reply was mostly ment that very few people in the states got that movie.

And sorry about crediting the wrong person, I think I hit the wrong button.
Pilots are idots, who at any given moment will attempt to kill themselves or others.
 
vatveng
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:43 pm

Quoting UPS Pilot (Reply 21):

And sometimes the jokes just write themselves  crackup 
 
JohnStevens
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:57 pm

Quoting UPS Pilot (Reply 21):

Wasn't the company slogan for Slut airlines:

"Why fly a Virgin when you can take a ride on a Slut"
 
jeffry747
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:59 pm

You guys are making me LMAO!!! Good stuff, good stuff!
C'mon Big B, FLY!
 
rossbaku
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RE: Funny Airplane Pics

Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:09 am

Quoting JohnStevens (Reply 31):
Wasn't the company slogan for Slut airlines:

"Why fly a Virgin when you can take a ride on a Slut"

Fan-bloody-tastic!