On my recent hop on Midwest Express, Skyway...
to Appleton ATW
"Please refrain from smoking until the aircraft has reached 10,000 feet"
1 minute later
"Let me try that again, I am new at this airline... Smoking is not allowed during any portion of our flight today..etc etc etc.."
and about another minute later
"There will be no service on today's short flight, as the captain pointed out 26 minutes, but i will be coming down the back of the aisle with some Febreeze as this jet has a smell to it..."