You mean that that is ALL you could find wrong!
How about the fact that there were ten aircraft sitting there with perfectly good radios! Couldn't the ATC have 'borrowed' an aircraft radio to warn the others?
How about the fuel dump valve in the pylon? Hand operated no less! Very useful in an emergency!
How about setting jet fuel on fire IN THE SNOW, and it tracking back up to an aircraft which was flying away at 120 kts+ and climbing!
I've always said that Bruce Willis makes the best comedies
But I am NOT BITTER! HONEST!