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Airbus A340-600 Fart Pic?

Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:15 am

Hey everyone, Sorry to start a topic about this. But i remember there was an Airbus A340-600 pic out there that said Longer * Larger * Fart when the door was open. If you have this pic please post it here or e-mail it to me please..... Thanks
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:30 am

I would love to get a look at this pic myself...
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:37 am




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Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:42 am

Thats it, thanks




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Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:54 am

That is so juvenile. And yet I can't help but belly laugh and shoot orange juice out of my nose. Absolutely hilarious.
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:04 am

Excellent aviation humour...I love it!

Really made me laugh too.

Lets see some more aviation jokes / pics like this.
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:14 am

Quite funny, but she's still one of the most beautiful planes in the skies.
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Quoting Thatplaneguy (Reply 5):
Lets see some more aviation jokes / pics like this.















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Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:22 am

Quoting ODwyerPW (Reply 4):
That is so juvenile. And yet I can't help but belly laugh and shoot orange juice out of my nose. Absolutely hilarious.

Back door open. Let 'er rip...  rotfl 

Quoting 2H4 (Reply 7):
Quoting Thatplaneguy (Reply 5):
Lets see some more aviation jokes / pics like this.

"seat must face forward during take off and landing"
Right... like someone can pick up a friggin airplane chair and turn it around and ride backwards... Oh my gosh, I just thought of a stand up with Geroge Carlin... And it involved airplanes!!!!

"The flight attendants are saying 'get on the plane, get on the plane.'"
"I say, 'f*** you, I'm getting IN the plane. IN THE PLANE!!! Let Evil Kenevil get ON the plane.'"
And how about the guy with the Greatful Deat t-shirt and the f*** you hat...
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:25 am




Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 8):
"seat must face forward during take off and landing"

It really begs the question....was the placard in anticipation of an incident, or in reaction to one?

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Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:36 am

Imagine, the co pilot able to spin his chair backwards during a landing or takeoff for some "look ma, no hands!" action... scary!
 
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:30 pm

Hahaha, that's a good one. Made me laugh too (in the early morning hours) Big grin

Good one.

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Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:09 am

Quoting Waterpolodan (Reply 10):
Imagine, the co pilot able to spin his chair backwards during a landing or takeoff for some "look ma, no hands!" action... scary!

Suppose the seats start doing 360s...
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Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:01 am

Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 8):
"seat must face forward during take off and landing"
Right... like someone can pick up a friggin airplane chair and turn it around and ride backwards

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Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:26 am




Quoting Olympus69 (Reply 13):
Flight engineers ride sideways.

...But the placard below suggests it's a co-pilot's...not a flight engineer's...seat.




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Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:32 pm

Quoting 2H4 (Reply 2):

Here you go:

Ever noticed how the gray image in the doorway resembles a figure with a single t** in a bikini bottom? Or was it really a superimposed picture? Either I have a dirty imagination or I need new eyeglasses!  Big grin

Quoting Thatplaneguy (Reply 5):

Lets see some more aviation jokes / pics like this.

There was a recent thread about a "naked" flame on a hangar door.
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Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:42 pm

Quoting 2H4 (Reply 14):
Quoting Olympus69 (Reply 13):
Flight engineers ride sideways.

...But the placard below suggests it's a co-pilot's...not a flight engineer's...seat.

That's true. I wonder what type of plane the placards are from.
 
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RE: Airbus A340-600 Fart Pic?

Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:43 am

I thought of another placard...

On amtrak, they have a sign that says "never exit a moving train," but they don't have any on the aircraft that says, "never exit a moving plane or a plane in flight," or anything of the sort. I looked for one when I was on WN 1531 from PHL-PIT, but found nothing... Okay, if people are dumb enough to even want to jump out of a moving train, how would they be any smarter to not want to do the same from a boeing 737???  rotfl 
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RE: Airbus A340-600 Fart Pic?

Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:54 am

Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 17):

On amtrak, they have a sign that says "never exit a moving train," but they don't have any on the aircraft that says, "never exit a moving plane or a plane in flight," or anything of the sort. I looked for one when I was on WN 1531 from PHL-PIT, but found nothing... Okay, if people are dumb enough to even want to jump out of a moving train, how would they be any smarter to not want to do the same from a boeing 737???

I know that placard! I saw it on a trip PHL-NYC and was like, errrrr?? Of course, I've always kinda had the sadistic desire to have someone step out of a moving bus/train/plane/monorail, fall to their doom, and let loose a Wilhelm scream. I've always wanted to hear one of those live...oh well, lol.

Two of my favorite signs are:




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RE: Airbus A340-600 Fart Pic?

Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:39 pm

Quoting Airwave (Reply 18):
I know that placard! I saw it on a trip PHL-NYC and was like, errrrr?? Of course, I've always kinda had the sadistic desire to have someone step out of a moving bus/train/plane/monorail, fall to their doom, and let loose a Wilhelm scream. I've always wanted to hear one of those live...oh well, lol.

Yeah, that scream would probably sound something like this...

Peter Griffin: AAAA-AAAAhhh, Oh God... AAh AAAaahhhhhhhhh-aaaaaa-aa-aaaaaaaahhhh *screaming fades* *thud*

or...
Peter Griffin: hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhe *fades*

Stewie: What the deeeeeeuuuuuuuuce???

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RE: Airbus A340-600 Fart Pic?

Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:45 pm

This thread made me smile, yeah, but this made me laugh out loud.  Smile

Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 8):
The flight attendants are saying 'get on the plane, get on the plane.'"
"I say, 'f*** you, I'm getting IN the plane. IN THE PLANE!!! Let Evil Kenevil get ON the plane.'"
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RE: Airbus A340-600 Fart Pic?

Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:58 pm

Quoting Lehpron (Reply 20):
This thread made me smile, yeah, but this made me laugh out loud.

Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 8):
The flight attendants are saying 'get on the plane, get on the plane.'"
"I say, 'f*** you, I'm getting IN the plane. IN THE PLANE!!! Let Evil Kenevil get ON the plane.'"

I'm happy you got a good laugh out of it. My one friend from when I was a freshman has that clip on his laptop. We'd practically laugh ourselves into a coma over it...

George C.: Then the captain again, "Welcome to Chicago where the local time is 9:00 am," ... Yeah, LOCAL time, as if I'd want to know what the time was in Pago Pago!!!

Err something of the type... That whole clip is more than 15 minutes long
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RE: Airbus A340-600 Fart Pic?

Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:06 pm

Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 21):
We'd practically laugh ourselves into a coma over it...

One of my favorite av-related bits is off of Seinfeld's "I'm Telling You For the Last Time":

"Do the people that work in these shops in the airport have any idea what the prices are every place else in the world? 'Yeah, $14 a tuna sandwich. We think that's fair.'"

"It's all a tiny world on the airplane, isn't it? There's always that little tiny table there, tiny computer, little cramped seats, tiny food, tiny utensils, tiny liquor bottles, tiny bathroom, tiny sink, tiny mirror, tiny faucet....So, there's a small problem, there's gonna be a slight delay, we're gonna be a little late."

"I always go in the airplane's bathroom, even if I don't have to go, I gotta go in there. It's nice. It's like your own little apartment on the plane, isn't it? You go in there, lock the door, the light comes on after second. It's like a little surprise party."

Love it!  biggrin 

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RE: Airbus A340-600 Fart Pic?

Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:11 pm

I never was crazy about Seinfeld, but those lines above are rather hysterical!!!  laughing 
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RE: Airbus A340-600 Fart Pic?

Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:33 pm

Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 23):
I never was crazy about Seinfeld, but those lines above are rather hysterical!!!

Nor I--not a huge fan of the eponymous show, either, though I do enjoy quite a few of the bits. This performance, however, is fantastic. Here's a transcript of the whole show, if you're interested. The aircraft bit is right after the opening. Enjoy (or not!)  biggrin 

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RE: Airbus A340-600 Fart Pic?

Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:50 pm

Quoting Airwave (Reply 24):
The aircraft bit is right after the opening. Enjoy (or not!)

That was rather hilarious I must say... "who is shaving in there, Wolf man, for Christ's sakes?"  laughing 
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RE: Airbus A340-600 Fart Pic?

Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:19 am

btw, if anyone wants that George Carlin clip; I think I have it somewhere. I'll upload it to my FTP and get back to you.
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Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:48 am

Quoting UN_B732 (Reply 26):
btw, if anyone wants that George Carlin clip; I think I have it somewhere. I'll upload it to my FTP and get back to you.

OOOOOooh, that would be very much appreciated  hyper   bigthumbsup 
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