scoliodon
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How To Save Low Cost Airlines - Funny

Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:31 am

Got this via email. Nowadays so many jokes/articles are being forwarded..but I thought this one was quite funny  Smile

Quote:
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place, replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin and, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.



Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."



The terrorists would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.



Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
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