You know you're an airline freak like me when...
-You are always watching the clock for airplane designations, 7:57, 1:46, 3:40, 10:11
-You run outside your house every time you hear an airplane overhead
-You go to the Fourth of July spectacular fireworks show, and instead of watching the fireworks, you watch the airplane circling around the whole time!
-You gladly pay the price to go to a movie with an airplane in it
-You gladly pay the parking fee at the airport to spot for a few hours
-In Driver's Ed, the instructor tell you to slow down and turn left, but you see an aircraft, turn right, and speed up to follow it
-You can identify an airliner at 25,000ft
-You see an jet contrail, and tell your friends where the jet at the front of it is going, where it probably came from, and if an engine failed now, where it would land
-You go for mountain hikes and take your binoculars with you, so you can spot a plane up close and personal..
-You see the interior of the Driver Ed car as the cockpit of a 757....YEEE HA!!!!!!!!
-You are seen in public wearing luggage tags and Delta Wings on your shirt collar
-Your favorite breakfast dish is pancakes shaped like airplanes
-You want to live in an airplane
-You want the airplane you live in to be mobile, so you can show your home off to your relatives
-You dream about airplanes....EVERY NIGHT
-You wake up screaming "I NEED TO GO TO THE LAVATORY!!!"
-You think jets are as sexy as girls, and wish you could date a jet
-You have a little "problem" when a 757 or a 747 take off
-You live in your flight simulator
-You actually download DOD and buy ASD to design your future airplane home in your flight sim, complete with yard, fence, and trees, plus a private runway!!
-Before you book a trip, you check with the agent to see what aircraft you'll fly on, then change your plans to be on a favored type
-You force your relatives to lengthen their stay in California with you for two more days, so you can spot longer.
-You sketch aircraft and turbines in class, when you should be doing homework
-You insist on calling the kitchen the "galley"
-You don't mind being in an aisle seat, or a "double-excuse me" seat, as long as you get to fly
-You LOVE layovers
-Your girlfriend can't tell if you love her more, or airplanes more
-Your best friend wanted to become a lawyer, but you talked to him so much about airplanes, that he's becoming a pilot now!!!!
-You constantly look like a retard by looking up all the time for aircraft
-Your dog's name is LOCKHEED
-You are subsribed to every aviation magazine known to man!
-The first place you look in an airline's in-flight magazine is the route section
-When at age 10, you fly for the first time, and all through the takeoff you sceam YEEE HA!!!! YAHOO!!!!! GO GET 'EM!!!!!!! WHOOOO HOOOO!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!! and drive everyone in the plane CRAZY!!
-When somone asks you for directions, you give them directions in ATC code: "Sunfire 1499...increase speed to zero-two-five miles per hour, turn right to heading three-four-zero at......."
-You have ever riden your bike down a street, and ran head-on into a parked car because you were watching an airplane fly overhead (broke a couple of teeth out on that one!
-When you exit the plane, you ask the pilot if he likes the airline, if they treat him well, how much he earns per year, etc, etc.
-You think women in underdressed FA clothes are the sexiest girls of all, but not as sexy as the plane they work in
-You hate people who "know what kind of plane that is", and say it's a 747, but it's really a DC-9 (I HATE THAT!!!
-Go to the SLC international terminal and help foreigners identify aircraft at the airport
-Think it's be the greatest thing to take a dump in the lav of a 747
-Want to stow away in one of the the wheel wells of the landing gear
-Would gladly put yourself in a huge box and ship yourself on UPA, just to see the inside of a cargo plane. (Through the airholes)
-Want to see the person who invented the flying car dismembered (A threat to domestic airline travel)
-Go to a restaurant and circle the items on the menu you want your own airline to serve
-You name your children Jett, Boeing, and Airbus
-Mow you lawn to look like an approach chart
That's it, and I'm sure some people are worse than that! But, most of the stuff I mentioned above....I DO!!!!
LOL, have a good one, great topic!!!!
Fly to new horizons