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Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:41 am

On the lighthearted side of things...

I was thinking, what would happen if a famous person (actor/actress/athelete) decided to buy an airline and wanted to have their name integrated in the airline's previous name (considering that it would give them more publicity).

What would be the result? Here are some examples that I could come up with. Please feel free to add your own.  Smile

Allan Alda Air
Pam Amderson
Russell Croatia Airlines
Goldie Hawn Song
Jay Lo Jets
Angelina Jolie JetBlue
Larry Kingfisher
Eva Air Longoria
Lucy Liufthansa
Alyssa Alitalia Milano
Brad Pitt PIA
Michel Quantas
Meg Ryanair
Britney Spears Spirit
Opera Winfrey Wings


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RE: Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:53 am

well there was already "Trump Shuttle" which is now US Airways Shuttle
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RE: Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:53 am

Not to mention Niki Lauda's Lauda Air and Niki and Conrad Kalitta's Kalitta Air.
 
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RE: Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:14 am

Angelina Jetways ****who changes their last name anyways*****
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RE: Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:03 pm

Aerosmithflot - Music Airlines.
 
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RE: Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:32 pm

Brad Pitt--PIA??? LooL!


Maybe Royal Queen Latifa Jordanian (lame)
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RE: Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:39 pm

Did you guys stay up all night to think of those?! LOL!!! Please keep them coming, they're funny and groanworthy at the same time.
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RE: Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:55 am

Jimmy Falcon Airways
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RE: Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:24 am

Bill Air reily
Katie Courier Air
Federal Ex-Prez
Lindsay LowfareAir
Russel Crowlines
Kate Winslair
Compare New York Air, the Airline that works for your Business
 
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RE: Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:30 am

Meredith Vireair

Matthew Perriair
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RE: Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:00 am

American Eagle Eye Cherry
(Woody) Allen Nippon Airways
Dan Ackroyd Air London
Tiger Wood Airways
אליטליה
 
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RE: Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:23 am

Paris Hilton Air Show
Arnold Schwartzenegg'Air
Tom Carnival Cruise Airlines
Katie Pacific Holmes Airways
MadonNational Air
Mariah Cargojet Airways
 
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RE: Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:59 am

(Michael)Air Jordan. He certainly has the money to start an airline.
 
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RE: Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:11 am

O.K. I've added some text and divided it into purchased & new airline sections. I've also added some submissions by others and added a few new ones.

Enjoy!  Smile

PURCHASES OF AIRLINES
The band Aerosmith purchases Russian carrier Aeroflot: Aerosmithflot
If famous boxer Muhammad Ali bought Israel airline El Al: El Al Ali
If Jennifer Aniston bought Finnish carrier Finnair: Jennifer Finnair
Pamela Anderson purchases Pan Am: Pam Amderson
If Halle Berry bought Spanish carrier Iberia Airlines: Halle I-Beria
Tom Cruise Purchases Carnival Air Lines: Tom Carnival Cruise Airlines
If Johnny Depp bough defunct Indepence Air: Johnny Deppendence Air
If the all female band the Go Go's bought Indian low cost carrier Go Air:
Go Go Go Air
Goldie Hawn purchases Delta's low cost carrier Song: Goldie Hawn Song
Angelina Jolie purchases Amerian low cost carrier Jet Blue: Angelina Jolie
JetBlue
Larry King purchases Indian carrier Kingfisher Airlines: Larry
Kingfisher
Race car driver Niki Lauda purchases Austrian carrier Lauda Air: Niki
Lauda's Lauda Air
Charlie's Angels star Lucy Liu purchases German carrier Lufthansa:
Lucy Liufthansa
Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria purchases Taiwanese carrier Eva Air:
Eva Air Longoria
Alyssa Milano purchases Italian carrier Alitalia: Alyssa Alitalia
Milano
Brad Pitt purchases Pakistan International Airlines (PIA): Brad Pitt PIA
Figure skating star Michele Quan purchases Australian carrier Quantas:
Michele Quantas
Meg Ryan purchases Irish low cost carrier Ryanair: Meg Ryanair
Britney Spears purchases American low cost carrer Spirit: Britney Spears
Spirit
If radio shock jock Howard Stern bought the defunct Eastern Airlines:
Howard EaStern Airlines
If famous composer Andrew Lloyd Webber bough German carrier Hapag-Lloyd:
Andrew Hapag-Lloyd Webber
If famouns golfer Tiger Woods bought Singapore low cost carrier Tiger
Airways: Tiger Woods Airways

NEW AIRLINES
Allan Alda Air
Russel Crowlines (Russel Crowe)
Jay Lo Jets (Jennifer Lopez)
Michael Air Jordan
Lindsay LowfareAir (Lindsay Lohan)
Arnold Schwartzenegg'Air
Matthew Perriair (Mathew Perry)
Opera Winfrey Wings
Kate Winslair (Kate Winslet)

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RE: Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:41 am

Quoting YULspotter (Thread starter):
Eva Air Longoria

I'd love to fly her airline!

Quoting FlySSC (Reply 11):
Arnold Schwartzenegg'Air

Classic!  laughing 
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RE: Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:45 am

Quoting San747 (Reply 14):
I'd love to fly her airline!

who wouldn't
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RE: Funny Celebrity Names For Commercial Airlines

Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:41 am

Quoting Walter747 (Reply 15):
Quoting San747 (Reply 14):
I'd love to fly her airline!

who wouldn't

That's a good question...  Smile
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