100 inch seat pitch, sleeper seats, tickets rangeing from $5-$10, a mini fridge to my left, a storage cubby for my carry on items to my right, no delays, personal slaves to feed and bath me, a monkey to operate my ptv, and a fucking huge smile on my face when the captain lets me take the "wheel" at 32,000 feet.
but that is just a dream, what i would want the most is to be squesed into the smallest seat possible, with lots of free alchohol and extremely cheap tickets. i would fly your airline if the ticket price was a few hundred $ cheaper then the others, even if you have small cramped seats and no service.
you could use a double philosophy, instead of paying $1200 for a flight from dfw-eze on american. Pay $600 and go to buenos aires twice! just get wasted and pass out in your no recline, 26 inch pitch below coach class seat!