|Quoting ThirtyEcho (Reply 19):|
Except Chuck would have roundhouse kicked everyone on the plane.
Chuck Norris is an actor. Everything that he says has been written by somebody else and every scene has been shot and reshot numerous times and then carefully edited. Stunts are done by stuntmen and all backshots and distance shots are done by a double to save costs and insurance premiums.
Muffed lines and lines with poor sound quality are "looped" in a studio by someone who sounds like Norris. Bad hair, discolored teeth, poor lighting, a misshapen ear, and the like, are fixed by computer graphics.
Where did you go to school, Mississippi?
|Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 15):|
Couldn't have been anything bigger than a .22, they're barely powerful enough to kill a mouse