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The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 1:51 pm

Not a big fan of flying on Southwest, but people like him make it better or at least entertaining... not the same routine that puts people to sleep...

enjoy

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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:02 pm

That is absolutely the last announcement I would consider the best. Safety is not a comedy routine. This adds to the impression that WN doesn't take safety seriously. In this example the person giving the spiel wants to be the stand up star versus giving the company and more importantly the FAA approved safety announcement.

Finally if WN wants to attract business and international customers this type of announcement will not go over well with them. In fact business folks want to hear less on the PA and foreign customers may not get some of the run together instructions.

There are way too many FA's that are bored with their job and and decide to venture too far outside the bounds of their company SOP's to in bore themselves. If you don't want to do it the way the company and the FAA approved then find another job.
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:50 pm

This is great. The first responder says it's a comedy routine, but the same info is conveyed and everyone seems to be listening!

Also... it looks incredibly staged.
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:17 pm

Quoting mcdu (Reply 1):

That is absolutely the last announcement I would consider the best. Safety is not a comedy routine.

At least people listened and paid attention. Most people nowadays switch off during safety announcements, especially B737s/A32s

I was on KL flight MXP-AMS a few years back and the crew did a very sarcastic but funny. there were lots "business and international customers" who enjoyed it but more importantly paid attention.

Entertainment sells, and is the best way to attract the attention of regular customers during routine mundane announcement.
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:21 pm

Quoting mcdu (Reply 1):
That is absolutely the last announcement I would consider the best

you'd rather have the same old boring routine where nobody is listening and everybody is reading a newspaper or magazine??
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:23 pm

Hey, if it gets people watching, I'd have them running up and down with a megaphone...

The important thing is - the people around you could be your downfall. If they don't listen, panic and hesitate, you could die because they don't know what to do. Anything that gets people watching because it's not the "norm" wins in my book.
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:31 pm

Love it! Far too many people don't pay attention and fall asleep during safety announcements and if an emergency was to happen they wouldn't have a clue what to do. Take the Ryanair flight that had a rapid decompression, passengers on the news were saying the masks came down but there was no announcement saying what to do, err yes there was before take off. Another said I put on the mask and it didn't work, did you pull down before fitting it? probably not as you weren't listening! Making announcements fun gets far more attention that those plain normal ones. Sure people do want to hear less of the PA but this has to be said so why not make it enjoyable, think about it.
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:45 pm

Quoting mcdu (Reply 1):

First it was not the safety announcement. People actually listen, it's a good way to get their attention and not have everyone fall alseep from the same boring one. And to say WN does not care about safety is ridiculous, an airline that has a massive amounts of takeoffs and landings every day which has never lost a crew member or passenger and was only responsible for ONE fatality and has lost ONE air frame does not take safety seriously?
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:02 pm

Sarcasm would be terrible. That could lead to serious confusion if the native language wasn't well understood. The approved company message and method is what should be used. Not this ridiculous stand up comic/rap star. If you want to go to Hollywood then leave the profession.

Much like the FA's that must use every variation of "berry" to signal turning off electronics. I suspect the company doesn't endorse those types of announcements but that particular FA finds it funny. If I wanted a comedy skit or a rap show I would go to that event not book a flight.

The best advice for FA's: be professional (professional isn't being arrogant as many think) and be kind. Keep the PA's short and don't harangue passengers. If they get up with the seatbelt sign on you can politely tell them " I am required to remind you that the seatbelt sign is on". That's it. You don't have to get on the PA and make a public spectacle of them.

Kindness and common sense seems to be lost in air travel.

[Edited 2013-01-27 08:03:16]
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:11 pm

Quoting mcdu (Reply 8):

Listening to the "profesional" flight attendants as you described, is like listening to the teacher from the movie Ferris Bueller's day off.... Bueller, Bueller, Bueller, Bueller

Sometimes those safety announcements feel like they will NEVER end
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:33 pm

I've seen this guy on youtube before and he is very entertaining. He has also done e safety announcments too like this.

Another entertaining one is Chris(?) from Chicago that turns the beginning announcments into a comedy routine to get everybody laughing.

But you do have to hand it to WN for keeping their employees in such high spirits!
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:11 pm

I flew TAP to EWR earlier this month and they had this safety video http://youtu.be/YfP-KJsX8y8

I found interesting that almost every other passenger was watching the overhead monitors, probably because of the cartoonish style. I bet if this was a "boring" video with real flight attendants most of the passengers wouldn't give a damn and would continue to read magazines, talk to their companions, send last minute messages from their phones or look out of the window.
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:17 pm

Quoting mesaflyguy (Reply 11):
But you do have to hand it to WN for keeping their employees in such high spirits!

Agree. I loathe airline travel but if given the option will always choose SW first. Say what you will about SW but I enjoy the spirit and the employees seem to enjoy their jobs which helps to ease the mood of this grumpy traveller. Can't say I see the see that same spirit on the AA/UA/US set...often a depressing experience.
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:50 pm

I bet his colleagues just love hearing that.... flight after flight after flight for three or four days.

As a crew member... I think I would rather slit my wrist with a stir stick than listed to that over and over and over.
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:56 pm

Quoting ajd1992 (Reply 5):
The important thing is - the people around you could be your downfall. If they don't listen, panic and hesitate, you could die because they don't know what to do. Anything that gets people watching because it's not the "norm" wins in my book

So very true, great response.
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:01 pm

Quoting skycub (Reply 14):

If I were crew with him I'd love hearing that. It makes it seem like you're not just going through the motions. I'd feel like I had a fun job and I'd be glad to see happy faces in those seats more than anything.
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 8:33 pm

Quoting mcdu (Reply 1):
Safety is not a comedy routine. This adds to the impression that WN doesn't take safety seriously.

Cannot be stated enough.
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:43 pm

I really liked this announcement.

Quoting mcdu (Reply 8):
The best advice for FA's: be professional (professional isn't being arrogant as many think) and be kind.

Why not have fun with it? This announcement had every part of the required protocol and did so in a way that had passengers (like myself) who have ignored dozens of similar announcements. Unless I haven't flown in a while, 'professional' finds me reading something.

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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:09 pm

Quoting mcdu (Reply 1):
This adds to the impression that WN doesn't take safety seriously.

In response to this...

Quoting mcdu (Reply 8):
Kindness and common sense seems to be lost in air travel.

Thanks for explaining your previous comment. Thankfully kindness and common sense has not been completely lost. Just let us know who you fly for (if you even do) so we can avoid worrying about getting rude and reckless service.  

It's been pointed out before though in this thread, WN's safety record can't be touched by really any other US carrier. That isn't to brag or think WN is better. Heavens knows there is always a bit of luck when it comes to that since machines are made by man whom is filled with faults. However, to suggest WN doesn't take safety seriously is just a jaded biased and unfounded opinion that is bordering on trolling. The extensive in house emergency training and response programs every customer facing employee must go through (every year) is a highlight to how serious it is taken.

Quoting mesaflyguy (Reply 10):
Another entertaining one is Chris(?) from Chicago that turns the beginning announcments into a comedy routine to get everybody laughing.

But you do have to hand it to WN for keeping their employees in such high spirits!

Indeed. I will say that these aren't one very flight or every time these folks work. There are Dallas crew members that will sing and toss in little quips to see if people are listening. Example that comes to mind when it comes to placing the oxygen mask over you mouth first and then over the child traveling with you. If you have more than one, now is a good time to pick which you like better. Little things like that. The information is still be relayed, but other little adlibs keeps everyone on their toes.

Quoting 26point2 (Reply 12):
Agree. I loathe airline travel but if given the option will always choose SW first. Say what you will about SW but I enjoy the spirit and the employees seem to enjoy their jobs which helps to ease the mood of this grumpy traveller. Can't say I see the see that same spirit on the AA/UA/US set...often a depressing experience.

I will say I've had some good ones at AA and F9, but overall share your observations. There isn't an upbeat atmosphere on most of those carriers.

Quoting skycub (Reply 13):

I bet his colleagues just love hearing that.... flight after flight after flight for three or four days.
As a crew member... I think I would rather slit my wrist with a stir stick than listed to that over and over and over.

Well don't work for WN then.  
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:29 pm

Quoting mcdu (Reply 1):

That is absolutely the last announcement I would consider the best. Safety is not a comedy routine. This adds to the impression that WN doesn't take safety seriously. In this example the person giving the spiel wants to be the stand up star versus giving the company and more importantly the FAA approved safety announcement.

Finally if WN wants to attract business and international customers this type of announcement will not go over well with them. In fact business folks want to hear less on the PA and foreign customers may not get some of the run together instructions.

There are way too many FA's that are bored with their job and and decide to venture too far outside the bounds of their company SOP's to in bore themselves. If you don't want to do it the way the company and the FAA approved then find another job.

C'mon man, lighten up. The message was received, and people seemed to enjoy it, they also participated. Not everything in aviation needs to be boring, and routine. I assure you, every airline, and the people who work there take safety very seriously. This video is so popular, that it has been passed many times. If the FAA would have/had an issue with it, I'm sure they would have said something.

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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:10 pm

Quoting ouboy79 (Reply 24):
Can't say I see the see that same spirit on the AA/UA/US set...often a depressing experience.

I will say I've had some good ones at AA and F9, but overall share your observations. There isn't an upbeat atmosphere on most of those carriers.

Ouch... I've flown all of the airlines you both mention, and never once had a bad experience.

Quoting ouboy79 (Reply 24):
There are Dallas crew members that will sing and toss in little quips to see if people are listening. Example that comes to mind when it comes to placing the oxygen mask over you mouth first and then over the child traveling with you. If you have more than one, now is a good time to pick which you like better. Little things like that.

You're absolutely entitled to your own opinion, but I for one do not think it's professional to make jokes during safety instructions. Not just for WN, but for any airline.

Quoting usairways787 (Reply 25):
Not everything in aviation needs to be boring, and routine.

Do you mean to say that "routine" always equals "boring"?
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:22 pm

Don't forget this classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ta9ltJGxjk

[Edited 2013-01-27 15:23:07]
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:06 am

Quoting mcdu (Reply 1):

That is absolutely the last announcement I would consider the best. Safety is not a comedy routine.

You surely must work for United!

   
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:15 am

Quoting ouboy79 (Reply 24):
It's been pointed out before though in this thread, WN's safety record can't be touched by really any other US carrier.

How about Hawaiian...never had a fatal accident(including people on the ground)...ever...in 80+ years. That is far more impressive to me.


To emphasize/expand what has already been stated here several times...

1. This was NOT the safety announcement.

2. It is more important that people actually listen to the safety announcement then it is to have a "professional sounding" safety announcement that nobody listens to. I can't tell you what year I moved to Washington without doing some mental gymnastics, but thanks to some elementary school teacher many many years ago teaching me a song, I can still tell you that "in fourteen-hundred and ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue"

3. If something is in your manual it only becomes regulatory to you and YOUR airline. Another airline could have a completely different manual. If your manual requires you to stick to a verbatim script, it is because some manager at your airline decided that that was how it was to be done at YOUR airline.

All the actual regulations say about the safety briefing is...(i've taken out some non-applicable legalise)

14CFR121.571 Briefing passengers before takeoff.

(a) Each certificate holder...shall insure that all passengers are orally briefed...

(1) Before each takeoff, on each of the following:

(i) Smoking. No Smoking allowed...and the Federal Aviation Regulations require passenger compliance with the lighted passenger information signs, posted placards... and crewmember instructions with regard to these items. The briefing shall also include a statement that Federal law prohibits tampering with, disabling, or destroying any smoke detector in an airplane lavatory; smoking in lavatories; and, when applicable, smoking in passenger compartments.

(ii) The location of emergency exits.

(iii) The use of safety belts, including instructions on how to fasten and unfasten the safety belts. Each passenger shall be briefed on when, where, and under what conditions the safety belt must be fastened about that passenger. This briefing shall include a statement that the Federal Aviation Regulations require passenger compliance with lighted passenger information signs and crewmember instructions concerning the use of safety belts.

(iv) The location and use of any required emergency flotation means.


That's it...it doesn't say that the crew-member must stick to a script...nor sound like the adults do in the Peanuts cartoons.

[Edited 2013-01-27 16:32:30]

[Edited 2013-01-27 16:38:48]
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:19 am

Here are a few of my favorites that I have heard while flying -
Upon landing in CVG on an Atlanitc Coast 328Jet "We would like to thank you for choosing Delta Connection. (You start to hear passengers unbuckling ) We ask that you remain seated with seat belts fastened until we reach the gate. In the history of Delta Connection, no customer has ever reached the gate before the aircraft."

And Leaving LAS on a Delta A320 - "The main cabin door has closed. All electronic devices must be turned off at this time. According to our onboard electronics detector, I would ask the customers in row 4, 7, 9, 13, 18, and 21 to please turn off their cellphones or computers at this time. "
Loved that one. I was seated in Row 1 (NRSA) with my wife, and she leans over and asks "They really have one of those?" I chuckled and said "no, just a fun announcement.". The FA who was making heard her and my response and gave us the "shhh" finger over his mouth and smiled.

I don't fly too often, but love little things like this. Makes flying a little more bearable. I wish more airlines would try to make flying fun.

[Edited 2013-01-27 16:21:10]
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:30 am

Great announcement... I've seen it once or twice before and don't mind watching it over again... I'm glad 99% see the humour side of it and didn't get the "impression that WN doesn't take safety seriously"...

I love it...

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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:33 am

Quoting docchaos (Reply 33):
Makes flying a little more bearable. I wish more airlines would try to make flying fun.

Do you not enjoy flying?
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:20 am

Quoting airliner371 (Reply 28):
To what may be your surprise, business customers are not stuck up people, they are average people just flying for business. They have fun, they do fun things, they are just traveling for business.

I second that. I fly for business, not in the US anymore, but anytime some humor is injected into the announcement, it's better and in fact, I'm probably more likely to pay attention. Otherwise, if I feel like it is just going to be the same announcement again, I'm going to tune out.

International customers may have trouble following along. However, if they are flying Southwest in the US, my guess is that they have been on a plane before at least to get to the US, so they would be somewhat familiar with the announcements already.
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:46 am

It was a safety announcement that totally overlooked safety. The passengers know how to pay for drinks, but nothing about how to evacuate the aircraft, or what to do with life-saving oxygen masks in the 25 seconds they have after explosive decompression before they lose consciousness. I'm glad aviation today is safe, but when those in charge (in this case SWA, who encourages freestyling during such announcements, and FAs who make them) pay only lip service to safety, that's a setup for problems.
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:05 am

Quoting AlnessW (Reply 35):
Do you not enjoy flying?

Most airlines have gone out of their way to make flying the most miserable experience one can endure. Endless fees, long lines, cramped seats, no snacks... and let's not even get started on the TSA.

Quoting btfarrwm (Reply 37):
It was a safety announcement

It was not.
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:36 am

Quoting btfarrwm (Reply 37):
It was a safety announcement that totally overlooked safety.

No it wasn't, it was just an informative announcement about the flight.

Quoting btfarrwm (Reply 37):
pay only lip service to safety, that's a setup for problems.

Are you kidding me right now? Only lip service to safety? Because a flight attendant rapped about how you pay for drinks and to please hurry up so that the plane can leave? Southwest, as well as every other part 121 certificated airline takes safety very seriously. The announcement about the flight can be as fun as they want it to be, on any airline.
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:39 am

Quoting mcdu (Reply 1):
That is absolutely the last announcement I would consider the best. Safety is not a comedy routine. This adds to the impression that WN doesn't take safety seriously. In this example the person giving the spiel wants to be the stand up star versus giving the company and more importantly the FAA approved safety announcement.

Finally if WN wants to attract business and international customers this type of announcement will not go over well with them. In fact business folks want to hear less on the PA and foreign customers may not get some of the run together instructions.

There are way too many FA's that are bored with their job and and decide to venture too far outside the bounds of their company SOP's to in bore themselves. If you don't want to do it the way the company and the FAA approved then find another job.

agreed 100%. Just pass the d-mn info over w/o the spiel! I I'm not a fan of WN anyways.
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:08 am

Quoting docchaos (Reply 33):

I was flying from JFK to RSW on Delta on Jan 18th and before we left that gate, the flight attendant (who seemed mean and robotic at the beginning) said "Our cockpit indicator shows that we still have twelve electronic devices turned on". I wasn't sure if she was kidding or not so I checked anyway and realized I hadn't turned my iPad off. I think the ladt next to me saw me as a panicking teenager at the moment and went out of her way to make sure I knew she wasn't serious.  

And just for the record, the flight attendant ended up being joking, lighthearted and one of the most pleasant FAs I've dealt with in my flying-experiences.
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:24 am

Quoting btfarrwm (Reply 37):
but when those in charge (in this case SWA, who encourages freestyling during such announcements, and FAs who make them) pay only lip service to safety, that's a setup for problems.
Quoting tjcab (Reply 41):
agreed 100%. Just pass the d-mn info over w/o the spiel! I I'm not a fan of WN anyways.

   I agree with you both.

Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 38):
Most airlines have gone out of their way to make flying the most miserable experience one can endure. Endless fees, long lines, cramped seats, no snacks... and let's not even get started on the TSA.

Wait... This is airliners.net, aren't we all here because we love flying? Or am I missing something?
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:29 am

I've provided information refuting several posters assertions that the "FAA" looks down on the manner in which WN allows it's FA to deliver information to pax... as well as a statement FROM a cabin safety inspector indicating why it's favorable in certain situations.. and nobody seems to have acknowledged it. Just goes to show, you'll questions ANYTHING you don't like and make huge assertions (true or not) but then believe what you WANT to believe despite fact....
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:35 am

Quoting mcdu (Reply 1):
This adds to the impression that WN doesn't take safety seriously.

How isn't WN safe? Did you ever look at their list of accidents and incidents? There was only one time when people died because of Southwest's malpractice. This is excluding WN 1763 where the guy broke into the cockpit, so the other passengers restrained him, and he died from problems related to that. But the guy had that one coming to him. WN is actually one of the safest airlines in the world. So if you think WN is unsafe, then what airline do you fly on?

Personally I would much rather hear that then an unenthastic flight attendent who hates their job, and would rather be doing anything besides reading the script.
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:48 am

Quoting PassedV1 (Reply 32):
I can't tell you what year I moved to Washington without doing some mental gymnastics, but thanks to some elementary school teacher many many years ago teaching me a song, I can still tell you that "in fourteen-hundred and ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue"

GREAT POINT! As a student of aviation, I can tell you I learned the basics of how a combustion engine works by listening to an excellent professor go, "The four stages of an engine are suck, squeeze, BANG, whoosh!" Great example.

So many great responses and a few haters. It is what it is. Those too ignorant to understand this was not the SAFETY announcement should really check themselves before they wreck themselves. Too those who just find this annoying, I'd bet you cannot stand watching television and all those commercials you see who try and stand out from the rest by at least making you remember who they are at the very least. Learn to smile once in a while. It's a good thing people try and make you understand material that is dry by adding humor to the subject. How else does one learn about something they could actually care less about. By entertainment!! Just my 2 cents!
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:27 am

I love it! Way better than Easyjet's pre recorded rubbish that sounds like a nice man telling a five year old a bedtime story.
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:15 pm

Some folks on here should not be uptight over light entertainment with the standard announcements/briefings.

The CebuPacific gals are certainly eye-candies who always made the start of my journeys more pleasant. Though I have never caught the performance below in my numerous 5J flights, I did enjoy their frequent impromptu singing and little jokes.
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:02 pm

Best FA announcement I've heard. I've flown with WN only twice, and both times, the FAs made us laugh with the announcements, it makes you feel relaxed and gives the impression of a customer friendly airline.

But the funniest part in this thread, is not the video, is really where people say that WN doesn't care about safety. that made my day really!!!!   
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:30 pm

The WN announcement was't even the safety brief. It was the welcome on-board announcement providing the details of the flight.

Quoting neutrino (Reply 38):
The CebuPacific gals are certainly eye-candies who always made the start of my journeys more pleasant. Though I have never caught the performance below in my numerous 5J flights, I did enjoy their frequent impromptu singing and little jokes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Rm5...aAYdE

This, While entertaining - was taking it too far. The music playing over the safety information as well as the F/A's dancing provided significant distractions from the core information. While I was watching intently the whole time I did notice about halfway through that I had tuned out the safety instructions. This is an easy fix however. The music and dancing is an intro is a cleaver way of getting Pax attention, but it should phase out so the brief can be given.
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:55 pm

Quoting PassedV1 (Reply 23):
It is more important that people actually listen to the safety announcement then it is to have a "professional sounding" safety announcement that nobody listens to.

So we agree that the WN announcement was NOT professional in its nature?

Quoting PassedV1 (Reply 23):
All the actual regulations say about the safety briefing is...

The regs are for what is required to be said. The company FA manual most likely has a script for the FA to use to provide a consistent product and to cover all of those FAA requirements. When the FA is going through training do you think providing a rap would be a passing grade for the evaluation? The big issue is that the FAA controls the content, the company controls the delivery. The delivery method is FAA approved. I highly suspect that the FAA did not stamp the WN inflight manual with the authority to rap the delivery of their required content.

In the case of the recent ANA incident I am sure the passengers were not laughing and joking about safety as they made the emergency descent and subsequent evacuation. If you were a foreign passneger that did not speak english and the ANA announcements were made using slang and rap you would possibly have difficulty understanding the information.

I continue to believe the laissez faire attitude displayed in this announcement is a detriment to overall safety.

Personally I think most of the recorded announcements done by professionals are much better than the FA's that think the PA is their own version of American Idol. Give me a recording any day over someone that is too extreme in either direction with the PA.
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:23 pm

Quoting mcdu (Reply 41):
So we agree that the WN announcement was NOT professional in its nature?

When you call Boost Mobile, their CSRs are trained to answer the call "Whats up?". With WN employees are encouraged to maintain a fun loving environment. It's all about the brand. If you prefer a more somber, stuck up, stale environment - don't fly WN. Since you are apparently a pilot for someone else, I don't think that is much of a challenge for you. Though if you ever need to non-rev on us, we'll take good care of you and welcome you with open arms like any other customer.

Quoting mcdu (Reply 41):
I continue to believe the laissez faire attitude displayed in this announcement is a detriment to overall safety.

/facepalm. I'm done. LOL The opinions have been completely discredited at this point by rehashing this point. It's like trying to convince pyromaniac that playing with matches are bad. It just doesn't get you anywhere and you can't have a serious discussion with them about it.

Quoting boeing773ER (Reply 35):
How isn't WN safe? Did you ever look at their list of accidents and incidents? There was only one time when people died because of Southwest's malpractice. This is excluding WN 1763 where the guy broke into the cockpit, so the other passengers restrained him, and he died from problems related to that. But the guy had that one coming to him. WN is actually one of the safest airlines in the world. So if you think WN is unsafe, then what airline do you fly on?

Personally I would much rather hear that then an unenthastic flight attendent who hates their job, and would rather be doing anything besides reading the script.

Exactly my perspective. WN has maintained one of the best safety records out of anyone (HA excluded  ) and all while maintaining a culture of having fun and taking care of the customer. There is a reason why you see some people accepted at WN and others rejected based on their personality. Complete negativity and a sour attitude doesn't fly in the WN culture and we are seeing clear examples of why.  
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:56 pm

This announcement has nothing to do with safety other than meeting the requirements of information told to passengers.

The FAs know how to evactuate a plane and must meet the approved plan for such training/re-training.

Quoting ouboy79 (Reply 42):
It's like trying to convince pyromaniac that playing with matches are bad. It just doesn't get you anywhere and you can't have a serious discussion with them about it.

I take um-bridge with your example as I made a career of pyromania. (I even have a masters in combustion.)     

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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:01 pm

Quoting neutrino (Reply 38):

LOL I love that! The only problem is....with those girls, it was the safety demo I was paying attention to, if ya know what I mean!  
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:34 pm

Quoting ouboy79 (Reply 42):
Complete negativity and a sour attitude doesn't fly in the WN culture and we are seeing clear examples of why.  

If you go back and re read what I posted earlier I don't think being professional means having a sour attitude. In fact my own feeling is that FA's should be professional and nice. Those aren't mutually exclusive. I don't think being over the top sour or happy is a good method. In fact I believe the taped briefings are born from the lousy ad lib PA's that too many have made over the years.
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:01 pm

I can see both sides. I've flown SWA and they took very good care of me as a nonrever for another airline. I like them just fine. That was a bit too much for me though. Perhaps I'm used to the more professional "uptight" environment. And i think a couple of the older guys up front were smiling because the camera was rolling. Eh whatever, to each his own. Some like the SWA style, others just aren't quite used to it.
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:11 pm

Quoting mcdu (Reply 41):
The company FA manual most likely has a script for the FA to use to provide a consistent product and to cover all of those FAA requirements.

You may have not seen WNCrew's posts, as they seem to have been deleted, but here's one that survived:

Quoting WNCrew (Reply 34):
I've provided information refuting several posters assertions that the "FAA" looks down on the manner in which WN allows it's FA to deliver information to pax... as well as a statement FROM a cabin safety inspector indicating why it's favorable in certain situations.. and nobody seems to have acknowledged it.

So will you finally stop saying that this isn't FAA approved or condoned?
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:27 pm

Quoting 26point2 (Reply 12):
will always choose SW first

Yeah, Air Namibia's great, innit?  
Quoting docchaos (Reply 24):

Here are a few of my favorites that I have heard while flying -
Upon landing in CVG on an Atlanitc Coast 328Jet "We would like to thank you for choosing Delta Connection. (You start to hear passengers unbuckling ) We ask that you remain seated with seat belts fastened until we reach the gate. In the history of Delta Connection, no customer has ever reached the gate before the aircraft."

Nice.

DL Connection (Pinnacle?) CR9: "Whoever unbuckles his or her belt first gets to stay and help us clean the plane".

I like this sort of thing. Breaks the monotony a little bit.

I like WN's announcements too... and most other things, except their unassigned seating. But then I pay for early-bird and all's good again.
 
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RE: The Best F/A Safety Announcement I've Ever Heard

Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:40 pm

Quoting mcdu (Reply 41):
The company FA manual most likely has a script for the FA to use to provide a consistent product and to cover all of those FAA requirements. When the FA is going through training do you think providing a rap would be a passing grade for the evaluation? The big issue is that the FAA controls the content, the company controls the delivery. The delivery method is FAA approved. I highly suspect that the FAA did not stamp the WN inflight manual with the authority to rap the delivery of their required content.

Per our FAA-Approved Flight Attendant Manual:

"All of the following information must be provided to Customers. You may use these words or choose your own to convey the same messages."

We also have accompanying material which includes PA's written to the flow of "Twas the Night Before Chsiatmas" etc... for various holiday's and celebrations.

I have attended the FAA's CAMI Institute in OKC several times which is home to THE FAA's Cabin Safety Research team and when reviewing post-accident interviews of pax etc it was noted that more pax remember humorous or "creative" PAs and that the disparity between the FA's usual upbeat, fun-loving attitude, and that starkly different leadership role which they revert to in an emergency made the pax take that much more note when things got "serious". Again, this from several of the FAA's Cabin Safety Team.

So, not only are the WN methods stamped with a seal of approval, they are also noticed for their merit.
Does that mean you have to agree that you enjoy the way it's delivered? NO.
Does that mean that a PA delivered in the usual (as you all say) "professional manner" is ineffective? NO.

But to imply that WN is somehow unsafe, or that these practices fly under the FAA radar is ludicrous. WN's impeccable safety record speaks for itself. THOSE are the facts...

Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 47):
You may have not seen WNCrew's posts, as they seem to have been deleted

Can't imagine why....
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