Please be assured that we at Delta Airlines take all customer suggestions seriously, especially those that give us a means to increase our bottom line. We are also accepting submissions from students up to Grade 2 for our "Livery 2002 contest", but thats not relevant here.
Your suggestion is a "service enhancement" that we have considered seriously in the past, but were never able to implement for a variety of reasons. However, our plans call for a removal of all seats from the L1011 fleet in the near future and an installation of floor cushions along with safety belts.
Our valued passengers on "L" and "U" fares will be assigned leather strap hangers. These will be obtained as a result of our valued strategic partnership with the MARTA subway system in Atlanta.
Wishihadalife, our L1011s are a bridge between the Delta of the past and the Delta of the future. (I use bridge loosely since that is what we plan to build out of the scrap metal.) Nonetheless, we foresee many cycles of active life in these magnificent aircraft, all to be operated from our brand new Mojave hub.
Your friendly Uncle Leo