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Hypothetical...What Would Ryanair Do With An A380?

Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:16 pm

Just for fun and not bashing Ryanair who obviously do a good job - most of the time...

What do you think Ryanair would do if, by very rare chance, they brought an A380?

Massive toilets where you deposit 99c to enter? Giant left luggage hold where you must pay $50 per bag, per trip?

Any suggestions to brighten up the day?
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oly720man
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RE: Hypothetical...What Would Ryanair Do With An A

Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:39 pm

End up destroying all those little airports around Europe they fly to?

Challenge Aer Lingus on the US Market?

Having flown out of Stansted and heard the missing passenger announcements I'd worry about the "would the remaining 150PAX for Ryanair flight xyz go to gates 1, 2 and 3 where the aircraft is waiting to depart."

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RE: Hypothetical...What Would Ryanair Do With An A

Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:58 pm

Fly it from London North (East Midlands) to Rome South (Brindisi) with all 978 non-reclining non-padded bench seats full of hen-party slappers and batchelor party spamheads who each paid 0.01p for the privilege.
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RE: Hypothetical...What Would Ryanair Do With An A

Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:05 am

Take over all the 747 route with the 380

4 decks 4 engines 4 long haul
 
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RE: Hypothetical...What Would Ryanair Do With An A

Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:13 am

That cartoon is hysterical!

I imagine that they would find a way to put seats on the stairs, as well as just putting everyone on at once, and let their IFE be finding a seat.  Laugh out loud

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RE: Hypothetical...What Would Ryanair Do With An A

Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:35 am

Charge the pilots for flying!!!!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy haha
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RE: Hypothetical...What Would Ryanair Do With An A

Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:59 pm

Since their next project is the disparition of the checked luggage, they would probably invent the A380 triple decker...
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