nsfguy
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Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:40 am

I've been flying sence 1955.. 50 years. I just came back from a ride (final ride before the junk man) in a ventage but very tired Learjet 23! Given the love of avation that is so apearent on this international website, and the fact that problely more people are in the air at one time than between the sheets, could avation be better than sex? Or have I gotten that old.... With the coming A-380 I guess you can to both at the same time according to Sir Richard Branson! Cheers!
 
nycflyer
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Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:44 am

hahaha, good topic.

But do you really think there are more people in the air at one time than between the sheets? Now there's a question! Wonder how you could survey that...
 
glydrflyr
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Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:47 am

Hey, at my age (67) aviation is today, sex is yesterday, so flying is better than . . . . . !
if ya gotta crash, hit something soft and cheap!
 
QANTASLINK
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Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:47 am

To answer your question...... YES IT IS Mate ! : )
 
N1120A
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Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:53 am

No, not in a million years. Especially not if SRB's daughter is involved  Big thumbs up. You will notice I went from 200 posts a week to less than 30 not long ago. Guess what I was doing?
Mangeons les French fries, mais surtout pratiquons avec fierte le French kiss
 
RCS763AV
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Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:45 am

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
jetboyflyhi
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Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:44 am

Flying is good but sex will always be better........ Smile
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HAWK21M
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Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:12 pm

Wow. Tough Question.
 Big thumbs up
regds
MEL
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Checo77
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Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:54 am

Sex is good only sometimes, but aviation is good always!!!!!!!!!!!
Regards,
Adam
Czech Boeing lover living in Lima
 
skidmarks
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:58 am

And sex is????????????????>:->
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
 
levent
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:46 am

So what about aircraft lavatories then, huh?  Smile Or galleys...
 
fbgdavidson
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:03 am

Those who answered yes need new girlfriends / boyfriends / wives / husbands / partners /


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Zweed
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:14 am

Only a virgin would say yes
 
FRASYD
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:37 am

Zweed got the point... Although you might then change your opinion when flying on a VIRGIN-380... Wonder when having sex on one of the beds in there, what part of the act you'll enjoy more...  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
JHSfan
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:30 am

Well, I guess frequent confirmation of membership of the Mile High Club must be the best of the two worlds  Love

Did the Karma Sutra mention anything about how to make use of turbulence when making love in a plane?

Yours in realtime
JHSfan
Look at me, I´m riding high, I´m the airbornmaster of the sky...
 
cheekie747girl
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:01 am

Maybe a few of us out there have been lucky enough to enjoy both at the same time...

 Laugh out loud
Big Boeing Birds are Best
 
LIPH
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:06 am

OH JEEEEEE !!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY MAN !!!
Life sucks. Then you die. Live fast, die young.
 
737doctor
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:11 am

Aviation better than sex?

Not even close!!!
Patrick Bateman is my hero.
 
CXA330300
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:34 am

I say aviation, I've never heard of an aerially transmitted disease.
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skidmarks
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:06 am

What about Malaria? Mosquitoes fly, and that has to be an aerially transmitted disease. Mind you, it doesnt often affect your dangly bits. Big grin

Andy
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
 
RCS763AV
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:41 am

Oh my god how can people say yes! Go get an inflatable doll!!!!
 
NceBoy
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:12 pm

I'm surprised you are all bashing virgin suite double beds, while, IMHO, EK A345 First Class seems like a great place to join the club. (Never been on EK before, maybe it' not really welcome...  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Anyway there are some points about why aviation could be better than sex :

- You can tell your grandmother that you're flying
- You can fly whenever you want
- Aircraft almost never fail to lift (Ok... A340 are slow but DO lift)
- You can do other thing during flying, and the aircraft won't mind
- You can fly as much as you want
- Same-sex flying is accepted even by broad-minded people
- No protection necessary for flying
- You can fly with stranger without getting upset with your partner
- With Airliners, there's no need to fake
- Great airliners are easy to find
- You're not too old or too young for flying
- But, for both, size does matter.


Well, if you want my personal opinion, well, aviation doesn't stand a chance !

NCE Boy
coz I'm leaving on a jetplane !
 
Pe@rson
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:58 am

I know what I could do to get the best of both worlds. I could be having sex and instead of shouting out her name or saying 'yes,' I could say 'Ryanair.'  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud
"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
 
felix
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:32 am

Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aviation costs money, sex doesnt. And sex appeals to more people
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CougarAviator
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:13 am

It depends on which is a more enjoyable climax......after a hard days work....


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aerlingus330
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:19 am

"Aviation costs money, sex doesnt. And sex appeals to more people"...

depends who you ask for sex weither it costs money or not...lol

aerlingus330
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skidmarks
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:52 am

Sex will always cost more than aviation. Either you spend a lot buying it or you get married and never again have enough money for aviation - and even then the sex dies out lmao!!!:D
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
 
Skydrol
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:37 pm

For those who answered yes:

How do you get an orgasm from an airplane?

Maybe we won't go there...

 Smile  Smile




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La Carlota
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 7:41 pm

If I'd have to choose right now between go take a flight to anywhere or have sex, I'd pick the flight with no doubt.
The reason: It's much more difficult for me to fly than to have sex.
Last year I flew a total of 51 segments, but I had sex many more times.
Sex is more satisfactory, Aviation is more rewarding.
Tango Tango Fox
 
stall
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:06 pm

No ! No ! No !

A good landing is .... good

A good sex is .... great
Flying is fun
 
flyer737sw
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:17 am

FOR ALL OF YOU THAT SAID YES!!!!Step away from the computer right now...Go to your nearest strip joint and sit there for a couple hours then come back on here and post up, if your mind has changed at all, then u need help...

Kevin
 
alphafloor
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Sat Jan 29, 2005 1:21 am

At least you don't have to talk about Proust before flying...
Whatever
 
red777
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Sat Jan 29, 2005 9:22 pm

Tough Question for some but for me..i would rather look at an apron of females then apron of planes Smile

Flying will always get up, but you may not  Big grin
 
Salukipilot
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:33 pm

....and to believe i'm still a virgin.....

I guess aviation is better than sex for me......temporarily.....damn......

-Brandon
Silver Airways Captain
 
jorge1812
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:56 am

OK, much has been said.

But to come to a conclusion.

SEX is much more better than aviation if you have the right partner. People who think the other way are absolutely understandable by me. That's the same as a topic in the past. Was like: "What do you like more? Your Flightsimulator or your girlfriend?"

@NceBoy:
If size doesn't matter, how do you explain this...  Wink/being sarcastic

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ZKSUJ
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RE: Aviation... Better Than Sex?

Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:34 pm

It depends if you are an A.NETTER or not  Big grin

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