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Sex On A Flight

Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:12 am

Have you ever had any sexual intercourse on flight ?  Wink/being sarcastic
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Mr Spaceman
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:45 am

Hi LIPH.

The answer is yes! Big grin

But, unfortunately I was asleep and dreaming!  Sad


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RE: Sex On A Flight

Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:19 am

Sexual intercourse ANYWHERE would be nice! On a flight it would be a bonus. Big grin

Can't see it happening on any flight I'm taking in the near future though.

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RE: Sex On A Flight

Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:34 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (reply 2):
Can't see it happening on any flight I'm taking in the near future though.


Maybe because your nickname is 'Skidmarks'?
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:19 pm

Two or more people need to be involved for anyone's answer to be yes. I keep my sex like billiards, at least one foot on the ground at all times  Wink/being sarcastic.
 
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Thu Feb 24, 2005 9:01 am

" Maybe because your nickname is 'Skidmarks'? "

LMAO!
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:03 am

And, only because I'm ancient and have forgotten it all -- why would one want sex on an aircraft?
 
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:24 am

Quoting Nwafflyer (reply 6):
why would one want sex on an aircraft?

To join the exclusive 'mile high club' off course
 
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:29 am

lol - i do like my comfort -- comes with being ancient
 
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:56 pm

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RE: Sex On A Flight

Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:40 pm

when i flew back from BGI to LGW recently, a man exited the toilet and the smell inside suggested he may have had sex in their... but he was in there alone, if you get my drift.
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:58 am

To join the exclusive 'mile high club' off course

Joined it several times, hell I live above 5280ft
 
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Fri Feb 25, 2005 8:11 am

Quoting LIPH (reply 0):
Have you ever had any sexual intercourse on flight ?



yes. With an Alitalia flight attendant!
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:48 pm

Would be tough in India.Too many people.  Smile
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Sat Feb 26, 2005 2:34 pm

Does oral sex count?
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:08 pm

No, but I know a few who have
 
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:53 pm

Quoting Nwafflyer (reply 6):
why would one want sex on an aircraft?


Alcohol onboard an aircraft shows it's effect very soon...

Who says that sex doesn't?  Wink/being sarcastic
 
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Thu Mar 03, 2005 12:46 am

Would a sleeping-compartment in a A380 not be very useful?
 
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Thu Mar 03, 2005 2:37 pm

Quoting Himmat01 (reply 14):
Does oral sex count?


Depends who you ask

Quoting BA380 (reply 10):
when i flew back from BGI to LGW recently, a man exited the toilet and the smell inside suggested he may have had sex in their... but he was in there alone, if you get my drift.


didn't know sex alone had a smell  Nuts
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:35 pm

Hawk

there was a smell of 'man fluid'..... eueeugggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Fri Mar 11, 2005 5:28 am

I have done it a few times myself a while back. With all the security nonsense going on today I wouln't do it now thou.
In reality it is quite uncomfortable to do it in a lavatory (and sometimes it smells in there) and the novelty wears off.
I have dated an Air Transat FA and we did it once on one of their L1011's (For historical memories) and she told me that on their overnite Euro flights ex Canada she has seen several cases of couples going into the lavatory together.

When I worked for AC for 2 summers as an FA I caught a woman giving her bf a hummer in the last row of coach on an overnite flight YVRYYZ.

Cheers
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:25 am

Quoting Hawk44 (Reply 18):
didn't know sex alone had a smell

Are you a virgin by any chance?  Wink
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:30 pm

Quoting Hawk44 (Reply 18):
didn't know sex alone had a smell

Sex ALONE dosen't have a smell. My god.. do we really need to have the sex talk with you?!

This pretty much answers it:

Quoting BA380 (Reply 19):
there was a smell of 'man fluid'..... eueeugggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or as I like to call it.. Pimp Jizz.. hehe.. (don't ask)
 
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:17 am

I am surprised the A.net morality police haven't jumped on this and started a thread in site related claiming it was offensive.
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:47 am

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 23):
I am surprised the A.net morality police haven't jumped on this and started a thread in site related claiming it was offensive.

haha.. Well the tread title pretty much gives away the subject. And if someone is offended they shouldn't keep on reading. Which seems to be the case here.
 
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:17 pm

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 23):
I am surprised the A.net morality police haven't jumped on this and started a thread in site related claiming it was offensive.

He will probably show up at some point and throw a hissy fit.  hissyfit 

Or maybe, if all os us are really, really lucky, he might grow up.
 
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:32 pm

Quoting Himmat01 (Reply 14):
Does oral sex count?

Of course it does. So the answer for you is yes Big grin - was it with one of teh AI aunties?? Big grin Big grin
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:13 pm

Quoting Mrniji (Reply 26):
Of course it does. So the answer for you is yes - was it with one of teh AI aunties??

No, It was not on AI but on TG. BNE-BKK, Feb 2003.
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:05 pm

Yes oral sex for me..... BOS - MDW. We had our own row towards the rear of the plane.... AND I HAD MY VIEW OF THE FLAPS on a 737-800......(to top it off). She started touching during pushback, then I unzipped on taxi, and then on takeoff roll.........she tried making it like she was just laying on my lap....and then...well you know......It was actually the first takeoff I never paid attention too. But the feeling of the takeoff climb plus the oral was quite a nice sensation!!
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:13 am

Yes.

It was on my list of sexual "things to do", and had the opportunity so I "got it over with".

Had MUCH more fun in a graveyard once.
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:00 am

No, but I really want to..

I think that would be the height of my achievement. I love airplanes, so sex on one would be just amazing.. Need to find a willing partner first lol..
There is something special about planes....
 
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:30 pm

Maybe I am just to conservative, but I prefer 'more conventional' sights Big grin
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:26 pm

Quoting 777ER (Reply 7):
To join the exclusive 'mile high club' off course

At Denver, do you have sex while the plane is still on the runway?
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:31 am

Quoting Chicago757 (Reply 26):
Yes oral sex for me..... BOS - MDW. We had our own row towards the rear of the plane.... AND I HAD MY VIEW OF THE FLAPS on a 737-800......(to top it off). She started touching during pushback, then I unzipped on taxi, and then on takeoff roll.........she tried making it like she was just laying on my lap....and then...well you know......It was actually the first takeoff I never paid attention too. But the feeling of the takeoff climb plus the oral was quite a nice sensation!!

That's hot
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:15 am

Quoting Alitalia744 (Reply 12):

yes. With an Alitalia flight attendant!

Get to know her/him long?
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:16 am

Oh! I thought you said: "Sex OR a flight" and I was about to make my choice.

Does it count having been screwed by a long-time employer?
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:51 pm

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 33):
Oh! I thought you said: "Sex OR a flight" and I was about to make my choice.

So, what would have been your choice? Big grin
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:05 am

Humm, difficult choice indeed  Wink
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:20 am

I agree. That is a difficult choice.  Confused

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RE: Sex On A Flight

Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:44 pm

Quoting Elcableguy77 (Reply 36):
I agree. That is a difficult choice.

Quite frankly, for me it would be an easy choice.. Big grin
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:52 am

On a CO flight I was on a few weeks ago departing from CVG we were on a 733 and there wasn't more than like 30 people on the plane. Needless to say, everyone grabbed their own section (half row/3 seats on 1 side of the a/c) and quickly stretched out once inflight. I was bored and in the back of the a/c, so I decided to look at the couple behind be through the seat gap to see what they were up to. Sure enough, they were engaged in oral sex. Something I'm not really sure I want to remember. Not sure why anyone would want to have sex on a flight if it had that kind of impact on people around you. You might as well do it in a bus or something! And please don't reply to that "sex on a bus" thing. =P
 
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:38 pm

Hi UAalltheway

How can you be that sure?  Smile

LOL...
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:06 am

I had kinda the same experience as UAalltheway. A couple years ago I was on a CO flight from SFO-CLE. It departed at 12 a.m and needless to say there was probably only 20 ppl on board. I had my own row and I looked back to see a sight I wasn't expecting. A "quickee". I guess it was a peaceful place to do that considering the flight was very smooth the whole way!

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RE: Sex On A Flight

Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:59 am

UAalltheway wrote:
>>>
so I decided to look at the couple behind be through the seat gap to see what they were up to. Sure enough, they were engaged in oral sex. Something I'm not really sure I want to remember.
<<<

So a peepingTom got what was deserved!


>>>
Not sure why anyone would want to have sex on a flight if it had that kind of impact on people around you.
<<<

Why? It is an even bigger thrill when there is a risk of being 'caught'!  blush 

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RE: Sex On A Flight

Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:03 am

I have a great history of this.
In 2001 I was in NZ backpacking after beeing in Australiam then in auckland I meet a Swedish girl named Charlotte, and we got togheter...U know.
After that I went one way, she another, and re-meet by accident in Chirstchurch on the way back to Auckland. We arrange to go back on the same flight, and for our big surprise the plane was with onle 5 people onboard.
Then we seat at the end of plane, a BAC146, and the FA´s were at the front talking as there was not much to do.
The rest U know, but it was a very very big thrill, and also a bit hard to do, as the plane is a bit small etc etc.

after the thing, she told me, congrat´s, U´ve just joined the mile high club   

Still have contact with her, she even came to Brazil on 04/05 new years  couple  Great girl  cloudnine 

that´s why I keep saying.

   JER ALSKAR SVERIGE

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RE: Sex On A Flight

Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:06 am

Quoting Skydrol (Reply 43):
So a peepingTom got what was deserved!

Hey- I'm EXTREMELY orbservant.. I was just doing my usual!
 
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:18 pm

Quoting Lehpron (Reply 34):


Get to know her/him long?

Yeah. made reg. habit everytime he flew to JFK...
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:44 pm

Quoting Erikwilliam (Reply 44):
JER ALSKAR SVERIGE

It's JAG ALSKAR SVERIGE actually.
 
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Sun May 01, 2005 12:48 am

Quoting Nwafflyer (Reply 6):
...why would one want sex on an aircraft?

To put it in your A.net Trip Report, of course!  Smile
 
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RE: Sex On A Flight

Sun May 01, 2005 3:43 am

Quoting ExFATboy (Reply 48):
To put it in your A.net Trip Report, of course!

Never thought of that before hehe.. *searches through trip reports* =p

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