Capt.Fantastic
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Signs Of Drunk A.net Member.

Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:27 am

8. You take an aisle seat when a window is available.

7. The smell of jet fuel makes you feel sick

6. You ask the ticket agent: "Do you have a quiet seat, not near the engine?"

5. You get real comfy after push-back and tell the person next to you: "Wake me up when we get there."

4. When you're on a United flight, you listen to Adult Contemporary instead of Channel 9.

3. You prefer internet pornography to A.net.

2. While at DTW, you hear an employee scream-put: "Management has decided on a replacement and retirement schedule for the DC-9!" You ask the man to shut up and go away because you have a headache

1. You keep your camera turned off until ten minutes after takeoff.
 
FLAIRPORT
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RE: Signs Of Drunk A.net Member.

Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:53 am

Hey, I suggested that the thread be moved because this is obviously posted in the wrong forum. I'm sure it was accidental and all and if it was I've done it too, so its ok.

my favorites:

Quoting Capt.Fantastic (Thread starter):
4. When you're on a United flight, you listen to Adult Contemporary instead of Channel 9.



Quoting Capt.Fantastic (Thread starter):
2. While at DTW, you hear an employee scream-put: "Management has decided on a replacement and retirement schedule for the DC-9!" You ask the man to shut up and go away because you have a headache

Another:
"Instead of going to the elite line, you go to the main line!"
and I've got to say it...sorry:
He posts in the wrong forum!

[Edited 2005-06-19 22:03:23]
NEXT FLIGHT: FLL-ATL-HPN on FL
 
PlymSpotter
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RE: Signs Of Drunk A.net Member.

Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:30 am

Quoting Capt.Fantastic (Thread starter):
3. You prefer internet pornography to A.net.

LOL Well actually.................... Big grin

Dan Smile
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navairjax
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RE: Signs Of Drunk A.net Member.

Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:27 pm

You miss a chance to get a photo of Arizona One at MSY while going home after an all nighter in the French Quarter
 
ANCFlyer
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RE: Signs Of Drunk A.net Member.

Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:54 pm

Consult all GKirk posts . . .  wink 
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Birdwatching
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RE: Signs Of Drunk A.net Member.

Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:25 am

The check-in agent tells you "I've re-booked you on a nonstop instead" and you wave your hands cheering
All the things you probably hate about travelling are warm reminders that I'm home
 
FrancoBlanco
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RE: Signs Of Drunk A.net Member.

Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:48 am

You "shoo" away all the photographers at your local airport telling them that they are all just a bunch of nuts, ruin the fields and the fences by the runway and, last but not least,they are a risk for national security!

Sebastian
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JOYA380B747
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RE: Signs Of Drunk A.net Member.

Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:56 pm

Another Sign of a True A.net Photographer...
- You always dare and take shots where 'Photography is prohibited'. Thats a real Photographer.
If it wasn't for AI and those money mongers sitting in the parliament, 9W would have been as big as SQ...:(
 
GQfluffy
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RE: Signs Of Drunk A.net Member.

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:39 pm

KL911 is a good example. (LOL...just kidding...most of the time...)

fluffy
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Santhosh
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RE: Signs Of Drunk A.net Member.

Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:29 pm

Quoting JoyA380B747 (Reply 7):
Another Sign of a True A.net Photographer...
- You always dare and take shots where 'Photography is prohibited'. Thats a real Photographer.

Yea That's true Joy Smile

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AeroVodochody
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RE: Signs Of Drunk A.net Member.

Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:21 am

You're really drunk if you say no to a jumpseat ride Big grin
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HorizonGirl
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RE: Signs Of Drunk A.net Member.

Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:18 pm

That is it!
After reading that list, I think, "how can people be that way?"
I wouldn't be able to survive a minute in the company of people like
that! Either I wouldn't survive, or I'd drive them insane.  Wink

Devon
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crox1
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RE: Signs Of Drunk A.net Member.

Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:42 am

How To Tell a Drunk A- Netter?:

One that refuses to take a free ticket to anywhere in preference to sitting at home reading A-Net?.

Andy  Silly
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MKEdude
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RE: Signs Of Drunk A.net Member.

Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:19 pm

Sign of a drunk A.netter...

Starting topics like "You know what sucks, Airbus!"
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline." Frank Zappa
 
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RE: Signs Of Drunk A.net Member.

Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:48 pm

Forgetting to log on the A.Net while on tour  Smile
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