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Most Embaressing Moment In The Cockpit...

Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:26 am

I heard of a first officer who had a few days turn around in Bombay, and lets just say he had a bit too much local cuisine.

Needless to say his captain wasn't too pleased with the aromas floating about on the deck on the flight back home...

Any other stories....
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RE: Most Embaressing Moment In The Cockpit...

Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:07 am

The crew of the 727 were on their cockpit, ready for departure and watching the few last passengers board the aircraft using the stairs when a lady and her teenager daughter walked out of the terminal building toward the boarding plane.

"Damn, those two are hot! I wonder how good they shoud be in bed!", the First Officer said.

The captain replied; "well, the one on the left IS real good and I don't want to know about the the young lady on the right; one is my wife, the other is my daughter".

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