Venezuela747
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Funny Travel Agents Joke

Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:11 am

This was on Letterman's a while ago....love number 2 btw

Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Travel Agent


10. Gets you cheap airfare then asks, "You know how to fly a 737, right?"

9. For best rate, you have to agree to a Saturday night stay with him

8. The itinerary shows you crossing the Pacific Ocean on Amtrak

7. Reserves you a great package for seven days and two nights

6. Laughs crazily when you say you're on a five-week working vacation

5. Books you on something called "Dulta Airlines"

4. Looks at you funny after hearing there's a "South" America

3. "Rental car" turns out to be a donkey with cupholders

2. No matter what your destination, you have a layover in Afghanistan

1. You say you want to see the world--she hands you two tickets to "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo"
ROLL TIDE!!!
 
Matt27
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RE: Funny Travel Agents Joke

Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:50 pm

Quoting Venezuela747 (Thread starter):

LOL...great  rotf 
Man ska inte dricka rödvin i en vit hall.

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