How about some light hearted humor regarding Aviation
A friend sent me this joke i found very funny .
Anyone else have any .
A jumbo jet is coming into Tampa Airport on its final approach.
>>The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain. We're on our
>>final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us
>>and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay.'
>>He forgets to switch off the intercom.
>>Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.
>>The copilot says to the pilot, 'Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in
>>Well,' says the skipper, 'first I'm gonna check into the hotel and
>>a big cr_p. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge
>>out for dinner. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room,
>>and put it to her big time all night.'
>>Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and
>>down the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess! . Meanwhile,
the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off.
>>Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she
>>The old lady leans over and says: 'No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta
>>take a sh*t first.'