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Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You?

Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:27 pm

This was sort of discussed before, but I feel my post is slightly different, as well as the other post being last posted in back in February last year.

What are your top 5 pet hates that the passenger sitting next to you is doing?

Think, your sitting next to this person for the next 7 hours, and by the first 20 minutes, they are already driving you insane.

What are the top 5 things that they are doing to drive you round the bend?

Here's mine...

1. Loud Music
in fact, its SO loud, their headphones have become speakers and they are entertaining the whole plane. Even worse, its the sort of music that you cannot stand

2. Singing
Auditions for pop idol are now taking place onboard your flight! Lucky for you, as you get a front seat view of the lucky contender. Listen in as they sing along to hits like 'Im like a bird' and 'Bohemian Rhapsody'.

3. Uncontrollable Laughter
Watch in horror as the person next to you dies! Dies from what? Laughter!
Yes, the loud persistent annoying laughter. The kind that makes people look around to see what's going on, the type that even noise canceling headphones cant rid you of. The passenger then makes the laughter worse by clapping!

4. That messy eater
On the airlines which still serve you a hot meal, what could be more fun that seeing the passenger next to you drop food down their t-shirt? How about, sitting next to the passenger who is making even more mess by getting food on you! Good bye to your lovely white t-shirt, its now home to the passenger in 6B's gravy stains.

5. Uncontrollable Gas
This possibly the worst case scenario. The person next to you beings to pass gas uncontrollably. Perhaps its their new 'high fiber' diet, or that can of beans they ate for breakfast; whatever it is, they are kicking up a stink. Hold your breath, its going to be a long flight!

I look forward to hearing your 5 pet hates!
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ABfemme
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:53 pm

1 Too fat for the chair ( you got no arm space)

2 Coughing and spluttering

3 Throwing up

4 Smelly  yuck 

5 Squirming kids

There you go !!
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:58 am

1. Non-stop coughing

... and that's the only bad passenger next to me experience I've ever had.

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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:52 am

Quoting ClassicLover (Reply 2):



Quoting ClassicLover (Reply 2):
1. Non-stop coughing

I've actually been this passenger once... A night flight between PMI and ARN. I was coughing the whole trip. I felt sooo embarrassed when I disembarked the aircraft, and I heard some people around me that was quiet annoyed with me.. The reason: Very dry air in this DK A-320.

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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:56 am

1. people who make strong smells (flatulence BO etc.)
2. people who make lots of loud noise
3. space invaders
4. the grooming challenged (dandruff, crusties, nosepickers) or those who feel it is appropriate to groom onboard especially fingernail clippers.
5. sick people
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:25 am

(Not in any order)
1. People who need those seatbelt extenders
2. Sick people
3. People with pets (I have really bad allergies)
4. People who don't know the definition of "shower"
5. Families with children during the holidays! (This one is the worst!!!)
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:18 pm

Quoting DL4EVR (Reply 5):

1. People who need those seatbelt extenders
2. Sick people
3. People with pets (I have really bad allergies)
4. People who don't know the definition of "shower"
5. Families with children during the holidays! (This one is the worst!!!)

People who fly SW........ SORRY I couldnt resist.

But my list *no order*
-little kids kicking the sear (or having a pillow flight [happened on my flight from SUN over Christmas break])
-people with birds on night flights (every bump from SEA-PHL the bird would sqwak-wished someone with a cat would set it loose)
-Smelly people
-people who tell bad jokes (to anyone who just randomly tell jokes to the person next to you -DONT! unless you're the guy on that episode of Airline on A&E who actually was a comedian-then it's funny)
-sick people (although I do understand that sometimes you get sick right before your flight and then you feel bad, but there are people who arent remorseful and they suck.)

-Chans
 
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:56 pm

Next to me that's annoying, is the person on the red-eye that brought a book and reads alllll nite. Not necessarily next to me, but I was on a red-eye once and some guy about 2 rows behind me was talking for about 2 hrs. This was one of those people that just has a loud voice. Could barely hear the other person.
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:14 pm

Drunk

Fart a lot

Fat and want half of my seat and all the armrest

tell you what happens in the movie, hey piss off and watch your own screen

dont get up for bathroom with the passenger in the window seat, then you have to get up ten minutes later because ' they really need to go "

Click fingers at FA'S

Decide to re pack the entire contents of cabin baggage so they can put in the bargain bottle of perfume they just purchased from the inflight troley

The list is endless
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:04 pm

1. Smell either BO or horrid breath.

2. Snorning.

3. Close all window shades.

4. They require seatbelt extender.

5. Beautiful woman with lots of cheap fragrance.
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:26 pm

Quoting ABfemme (Reply 1):
1 Too fat for the chair ( you got no arm space)
2 Coughing and spluttering
3 Throwing up
4 Smelly
5 Squirming kids

Ohhhh yes  Wink Grrrrr  silly 
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:36 am

1. People in the window seat who closes the shade.

2. People who don't know the definition of bathing.

3. Those who won't shut up. (There's a difference between conversation and yack, yack, yack.)

4. Screaming babies.

5. Obnoxious drunks.
 
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Sat Jan 21, 2006 8:24 pm

Trying to get over them when trying to go pee. Does that count?
 
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:03 pm

1. The fact that they probably paid less for the flight than I did
2. PAX who use all the overhead locker for a stupid posession (like 6 empty 2 litre water bottles)
3. PAX who keep jabbing you with thier elbows
4. PAX who keep saying "Airline X was much better that this airline"
5. PAX in window seats that need the loo every 5 minutes
 
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:39 pm

People next to me that ...

1. Get up constantly to go to the bathroom
2. Hog the arm rest
3. Ask me person questions
4. Fall asleep on me (or snore .. I HATE snorers)
5. Are tall and who's knees bump into mine

To be honest, I've had good luck with seat-mates for as long as I can remember. It's been a looooooong time since I've been peeved at the person next to me.
 
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:53 am

My one true bad experience, going over to MAN over night flight. The wife was working the flight had a layover of 4 days, so I went on days off. The guy to my left (4 middle seats on a Tristar in cabin C) came on board liquored up and passed out immediately. The guy to my right, seemed nice and had his nose buried in yellow pages sized legal text book. An hour into flight the meals were dished out. The liquor fiend woke up and wolfed it down with a bottle or two of wine. Followed by more liquor. He had a system that seemed to work. Ask four different F/A's, and you get two drinks from each= 8 drinks in 2 hr span. He started to get belligerent, mouthy and the legal guy to my right told him to shut his pie-hole. The racist remarks came out, from the wasp soccer hooligan to the left aimed at the east indian law student to the right. A few complaints from surrounding pax to the AFD brought her over and told the hooligan he was cut off and to calm down, "You are bothering people around you!" He of course: "Who am I bothering?" The AFD asks me, an employee and husband of crew member "Is this guy bothering you?" To which I said "Yes!" He called me a wanker and said it was all my fault. He got shuffled off to another seat up front, it would have come to blows between the hooligan and the law student, who from my estimation could easily handle himself. My wife swung by a few times to see if I wanted to move, I told her that I was actually serving as Switzerland, keeping them apart.

So, the short answer is, I hate liquored up soccer hooligan passengers that call me wanker.
 
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:24 am

For me it has to be:
  • the person who stays sitting next to you even though the aisle seat is empty

  • the person who puts his/her possessions all over the middle seat and under it and then use the middle tray table for all their stuff.

  • the person who has the window seat and closes the blind

  • the person who creates a real mess eating

  • the person who snores loudly
Everything else I can pretty much tolerate.
and with that..cabin crew, seats for landing please.
 
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:11 pm

Quoting Babybus (Reply 16):

I agree with all those!!



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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:34 pm

a bunch of them, but the top 4:

1. Overly Smoky Smell or too much Fragrance
2. Jittery, i.e. Hitting me with their knees
3. Overly Talkative---Annoying is not the same as friendly
4. People who are too big for their seat
 
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:17 pm

Simple quick answer: KIDS.

There's a long thread 6-8 months ago with a more complete list ut this will do . .. my answers 1 through 5 . . . .KIDS! Don't want 'em, don't need 'em.
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:16 pm

ReidYYZ, you story had me laughing.

ANCFlyer, having little screaming rugrats sat next to me would be my worst nightmare.
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:50 pm

I have many which have already been named, except for..

People drinking and chatting loudly at "the bar", on VS during night flights!

"The Bar" is only 1 meter from the first bed that someone paid thousands of dollars for the privilege of having. What an absurd idea!  Confused

Fine on dayflights but not on night!
 
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:18 pm

I kinda put up with all the human failings but the one thing I don't like is people who appear to be suffering from Ebola Virus or the Plague, they scare me as you can't get away from the germs on an a/c, no matter where you sit.
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:52 am

On a half empty WN STL-ORD flight, I had a guy sit in the aisle seat - middle empty. He stunk to high hell - like he didn't know the meaning of the words soap, water, bath, shower, or bidet. He didn't just stink - he stink, stank, stunk...he reeked! It was a hard oppressive stink that penetrated the nostrils. Solution: Since he insisted on sitting that close on a flight with several open rows of seats, I simply got up and moved to another seat. Also had a middle-aged man on a US Airways Express flight sit next to me wearing a business suit that he apparently had been wearing for quite some time. It also appeared that he suffered from bathing deprivation as all manner of foul odors emanated from his body. Now imagine that from STL to CLT with all seats taken!
                 

The person who just won't move even though there are plenty of open seats regardless of the body odor. Be gone with ye.         

Kids (except my friend's kid, TJ who falls asleep from the time he hits the seat until the time the plane lands). Even when I was a kid I couldn't stand loud whiny squirming kids on planes   

Oh here's one: People who have a fear of flying! There was a couple on a flight from BWI to ORD one time and the girl was sitting next to me. She started getting nervous as we passed through the clouds. But when we hit turbulence...oh...she just went    crying and sweating and freaking out! And as much as her man tried to comfort her she just kept on. The turbulence wasn't even that bad!      . I'm thinkin', "Can't she just   "

And even though I KNOW it's not right, the ones for whom the seat is too small really get to me! I like me personal space and THAT'S DEFINITELY an invasion  crowded 

[Edited 2006-02-02 16:56:11]
 
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:31 am

I would just like to let you know that on flights where we have lots of people who do have strong body odour I always try to seat them up the back next to each other and I know many of my work pals do the same!

I always think why should the nice smelling business man sit next to someone who hasnt bathed or used soap or deodrant since he got his ticket 4 mths ago!
 
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:36 am

1) drunk
2) loud
3) smelly
4) thinking they more about planes than they really do
5) tall people... because i need their leg room too!
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:11 am

1) Sighing noises of the person stuck in the middle seat against their will.
2) Their body parts sliding into me in those especially narrow 737 and 757
seats.
3) When they use your shoulder as their pillow.
4) When they spill their orange juice on you.
5) Nonstop talking.
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:04 am

1. People who invade part of my seat.
2. People who recline their seats.
3. Young kids.
4. People who close their shades.
5. People who kick the back of my seat.
 
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:34 am

1. They're there.

2. They're there.

3. They're there.

4. They're there.

5. They're there.

Unless the person is a celebrity, government official or friend/family member whom I respect and enjoy I would rather they not be there. Fortunately I often have the option of getting my parents to fly me using our plane. That way we don't have to deal with the airlines or the charade security. Lock the house up, pull the plane out of the hangar (150 feet from the house) and go.
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:08 am

I'm a pretty tolerant person, so 5 may be a problem but:

Garlic or booze breath...get a toothbrush, pal!
Hogging all the armrests...
Overpowering perfume (makes me sneeze)
Folks who treat the cabin crew like personal slaves, and are rude with it. (I've seen the type so often demand, demand, demand...and the ultimate "do youu KNOW who I am?" Who GIVES a crap! Yeah, we all know who you are. You're the obnoxious S.O.B. in 22G....
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RE: Your 5 Pet Hates Of That Passenger Next To You

Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:42 am

Quoting IAHFLYR (Reply 9):
3. Close all window shades.



Quoting Bohica (Reply 11):
1. People in the window seat who closes the shade.



Quoting Babybus (Reply 16):
the person who has the window seat and closes the blind

All of the things listed in this thread annoy me, but the people in a window seat (when I have asile) who close the shade before take-off and go to sleep are very annoying. I can tollerate annoying people so long as I have a window to look out.
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