I was flying as a UM
, and out of the blue, I get a bloody nose. Now, to add to the problem, we were taxiing for the active! Luckily, my seatmate gave me a tissue, but it was rather disgusting...
On another trip, I spilled apple juice over my seatmate! I was on a DC-9 (go figure) on the right with a window seat, so that cup has to go over two seats. I'm small! Good thing she wasn't a grouch. I helped clean up, don't worry
More recently, I had some bad diarrhea from the snack (a [some sort of meat that escaped me] and cheese sandwich) on the MSP
flight. For the entire flight from NRT
, I didn't feel well. There was a good case of turbulence going on, so that didn't help. I ran to the lav, and basically lived there. I haven't used the lav for years because I was afraid of 'em (shut up!), so I didn't know how to lock it. Took awhile, but I figured it out...
Flying an aeroplane with only a single propeller to keep you in the air. Can you imagine that? -Capt. Picard