i had this dream the other night, two of them actually, in the first one, i was on an A340-600 (a plane i've never even been on) i was sitting in my seat when a pilot comes up and asks me if i can fly the plane. I explain that i'm not a pilot, he says "no problem, it's easy" so i get up and follow him into the cockpit where there's just a swivel chair and a joy stick and some CRTs. he said "to go up, pull back, to go down, push forward." so he leaves and the plane is airborne and i'm flying across this desert landscapes, then i'm on a road, with traffic all around me, and i'm thinking "how is this possible?" this plane has 4 engines and a massive 200 foot wingspan, how can i be surrounded by cars? we start moving forward and were driving through these incredibly tight spaces, between buildings, into a tunnel, and i'm thinking all along "there's just no way!" and i keep hoping the wings and engines haven't been ripped off going through these tight buildings and tunnels. in the next sequence, i'm on a tarmac, all by myself, and the same guy who asked me to fly the plane comes up with this 10 year old boy. he then says "this boy wants to be an A340-600 when he grows up." So it was like i was inside this kid's head the whole time. even my dad, who's a pretty good dream interpreter didn't know how to explain that one.
In the second dream, mom, my brother and I are on our way home from somewhere and we're transiting through dubai, only we didn't have to go through security, we just came straight in from the tarmac, through a set of sliding glass doors and we're in the terminal. we walk to our connecting gate and it's dark out and i'm complaining to my mom about getting onto a 14 hour flight and not being able to sleep. someone overhears me and suggests i visit a wine bar, that they can help me. i walk into the winebar and explain my predicament and the girl behind the counter pours me a glass of chablis and says "drink this," i respond that i hate wine. she takes a can of coke from a shelf, pours it into the glass of chablis, stirs it and hands it back, i try it and i like it, but now i'm worried i'll get drunk. i leave the wine bar and i'm walking though the terminal with an open glass of chablis, drinking it, i get to the waiting area, where my mom and brother are waiting, and my brother wants to know what i've got? i said "it's Chablis and Coke, try it, its good." my brother, in typical fashion screws his nose up and said "F*ck no, i'm not drinking that Sh*t." then i woke up,
Yes, I'd like to see airbus go under so Boeing can have their customers!