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Funny ATC Exchanges

Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:50 pm

For those of you who do not know there are some very funny “real” exchanges between ATC and pilots on “You Tube”. I thought I would give you a taste of some of the best. No clue to how old they might be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6h4UGgsGQA&feature=related


Approach to 747
“United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o clock, three miles”

United 329
“Approach, I’ve always wanted to say this . . . I’ve got the little Fokker in sight”

“TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees”
“Centre, we are at 35,000, how much noise can we make up here?”
“Sir, have you heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?”

Also some maintenance sheets.

Problem reported – Something loose in the cockpit.
Action taken – Something tightened in cockpit

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RE: Funny ATC Exchanges

Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:11 pm

Haha good good! If only the ATC was like this at LGW and LHR

But yeah if you want some more good ATC chatter go and look for the JFK and BOS ones, they are the best. Especially with the infamous controller Boston John, he is funny.
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RE: Funny ATC Exchanges

Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:13 pm

Quoting LGWflyer (Reply 1):
Especially with the infamous controller Boston John, he is funny.

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