Wait. Let me propose a merger!
"PAN PEOPLE EASTERN EXPRESS"
Based in PHF
Flies only to North, Central and South America (Pan)
All seats $19 for all the People
All flights nonstop (Express) until they are forced to re-fuel.
Fleet will consist of vintage Stratocruiser's, 737-200's, L1011's and Jetstream 32's painted in shades of blue, purple, black, white, red, orange and tan.
Will be known affectionally as "PEEPEE"
No 21st Century technology permitted....on the ground or in the air. PEEPEE is equipped with teletype machines and landline phones only, but Western Union Telegrams permitted.
'Welcome Aboard the Airline of the Past.....trying to fly you Today."
watch what you want. you may get it.