as stated in the topic, if I were female, and were wearing heels, when would be the ideal time to remove them>
It appears, as though, in the instructions, they are calling for the removal of such item RIGHT BEFORE she jumps onto the slide. forgive me for being so attentive to this specific detail, but in an emergency situation, wouldn't removing your heels at that particular time be a little pointless, as they [the airline] have only 90 seconds or less to do an/the approved EVAC procedure, and, again, excuse my attention to detail, but if I do the "What If?" math correctly and everybody were wearing heels (let's just say a feminist group in Ukraine has chartered this jet), wouldn't it take longer than 90 seconds if each passenger wearing heels had to remove and stow/throw them right before EVAC? I am not including the few seconds it take to apparently manually inflate the slide.
Yes, I am apparently this bored in my night to have time to create this post.
edit: and yes, it's probably also very sad that I felt the need to poiint this out and probably could have donated quite a better question with my time for you to read in yours
[Edited 2013-09-19 22:07:07]