Hmmmm, Last time I checked sealing and/or buying stolen property got you a nice comfy stay in your local jail. You sure are lucky the airlines make it a practice not to take legal action against their passengers.
One safety card: 1/8 of a cent
One law suit to get back that one safety card: $1,000+
I am promoting my hobby (hence sending the link to the Aviation Hobby
forum) and, for your information, it was all given to me (and a lot of it the airline encourages
you to take - magazines, menus, even etc.). All given to me. All.
Sorry, pal, but it is a battle that you cannot ever win.
P.S. Warning! Only for those not offended by a hobby and having fun, I'll be listing some more stuff soon.
Feel free to e-mail me to ask about what I have.