Username: gotAirbus
Real Name: gotAirbus
E-mail: Contact
Gender: Male
Age: 21-25
Country: Singapore
Location: Somewhere in the opposite direction of the airport
Occupation: Aviation

Have you ever wondered why some people write "loosing my temper" instead of "losing my temper"?

Viewing Japanese people (with plenty of Engrish training) churning Eric Crapton music...

In an outdoor onsen in Kyushu - there was a sign by the water saying 'Beware, you will be boiled' Classic!!
Also, in a hotel, on the panel behing the main door, giving info about fire precautions I saw the line
'In case of fire, try to use the fire ex-ting wisher' - nice.

Going global, a friend of mine once brought me back a tube of "Go Gay" shampoo from Yugoslavia, and I have some "Sissy Crackers" I picked up in Vietnam.
- "Snobs Beauty Salon Since 1996."
Heres some Engrish from the far shores of Saga-Ken

- "Shit on the chair..."
(Displayed on the dining table display set)

- "For rest rooms, go back toward your behind"
(First sighting in the venerable Japan Railways)

- "Fancy Pimple" and "US Marines, the greatest fighting farce on earth."
(On the train platform in Ichinomiya City, Aichi-Ken, Japan, two teenage girls walked with back of their baseball style jackets showing the Engrish phrase)

- A junior high school in Hokkaido got t-shirts for the entire school to wear for sports day that read:


From the manual to my first motorcycle... 

"HORN-BUTTON--tootle horn melodiously at the dog who shall sport in roadway. If he continue, tootle him with vigor."

I also have a t-shirt emblazoned with 'Adventures in Dickland'. Sums up two years in Japan quite nicely really!

Also, I love to sit in my little office with my 3 in 1 desk manager. Makes me gain instant popularity and have subordinates below me...

I'm POWER! You Too!

OK, that is enough, now if you'll excuse me, I have to Please pet this innocent tissue to be used without any complain every day.

Other info: All part of of a Engrish website.
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