A lot of the smokers I know can and will just suck on a cancer stick. Not sure why but when they can't smoke sucking it in comes in handy from what I have heard.
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Another reason why I am glad I do not work for a cleaning service.
One more argument for using plastic seat covers.
And Stewardess can you please tell me what magazine the person sitting here last was reading.
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They aren't just marketing this to <acronym title="Washington - Dulles International (IAD / KIAD), USA - Virginia">IAD</acronym> crowd though. There are going to be a lot of people flying out ot <acronym title="Knoxville - McGhee Tyson (TYS / KTYS), USA - Tennessee">TYS</acronym> to <acronym title="...
Jump to postMisleading title I thought it was about Michael Moore.
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The girl that I am talking to right now actually has a good idea. Do a play off for say the top eight teams in the country. The bowls will go on as usual just not with those eight teams except for the last one which could be called a bowl. No one looses money and we actually have a true national cha...
Jump to postJust read teh sig. There are several million Vols fans that will agree just ask anyone that has heard the reaction to that song inside Neyland before.
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I love my team so much I made them a part of my name. I don't really care for basketball or the NFL but if I have to choose a pro team it is the Titans any day of the week.
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GO VOLS
I like firm apples not the soft pulpish ones. I also love me a granny Smith.
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Man this year has been rough on the coaching scene for college football. What is going on in this country? Some of these coaches just started like Willingham and Zook. 3 or 5 seasons and you expect what a National Title???? One other question why can't we get rid of Randy "run it up the Gut" Sanders...
Jump to postLooks as though I am the fatest guy or gal here and one of the tallest too.
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To quote a song that was released here in the states a few years back (any help with the artist?) "You and me baby ain't nothing but mamals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel". Hey little guy I said no peaking!!!! . . . and after I mount your mother I do this, . . . and after that ...
Jump to postWhat the heck. Ty was a dang good coach. He went through a tough rebuilding year last year and this year was pretty good. They beat some pretty good teams hint hint read my name. They beat some dang good teams and now they fire him. What the heck Notre Dame you are full of crap.
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I range from 450 - 465 and I am 6'4" I swear I should be an offensive lineman. Dang hemophilia, it blows goas.
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Too bad for Nebraska they have just been overrated the last few years thats all that was wrong with them. Of course being overrated is not big deal in this country just ask a certain team from Los Angeles that goes with a three letter name that also stands for university of South Carolina. <>< Garen
Jump to postI work or should I say during the summer I actually work at Dollywood. It isn't much of a job but it has paid the bills for six years.
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By far Gatlinberg and Pigeon Forge. Gateway to the most visited national park in the country The Great Smokey Mountains.
<>< Garen
To be Linguistically correct here the spelling is WARSH. That is linguistically correct in teh dialect of english known as southern (U.S) american.
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YEah but also remember that this is a TEnnessee squad that blew UGA away at home. A third ranked Bulldog team. I might add. We may hav ebarely beaten Vandy but that was with how many second and third strings in and in key positions. Auburn will have to play us healthy and with one of our two startin...
Jump to postJohn Wayne Somebody ought to hit ya but I won't do it. Ah the hell I won't powwwwwwwwwww.
OR Jim Belushi Foooooooooodddddddddddddd fighhhttttttttttttt!!!!
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There was this one time I think she said her name was . . . your mom
Jump to postMo maw had me named Sarah Denah then about two seconds after I poked my head out she was unprepared.
<>< Garen
I know a lot of Alaska Airs 737's use or at least used to use gravel runways I think some of western European airliners used to do that too.
<>< Garen
Mormons and Jehova's witnesses fit into another category all together. They are based in a protestant christianity but have very different beliefs regarding it. Most other protestant sects do not vary that much from one another. I am pentocostal and worship just fine in a baptist church.
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They are from the SEC i.e. they will get screwed. They are going to get screwed.
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All the time. Here in East Tennessee we have a rich history of native american life especially Cherokee. I have a double whammy when it comes to finding arrowheads. I live on a farm and own river bottom to go with it. As rivers where a great asset for settlement and farms are great places to find th...
Jump to postI liked Auburn's win today they looked excellent. My vote though is they screwed out of the title game by an undeserving USC school. That is if they survive the rest of the season. Teams sometimes overlook teams that they have yet to play coming off of as a big a win as UGA was and don't forget they...
Jump to postI cannopt go in public if someone is there however, at home or in the dorm I leave the door open and am fine with it.
<>< Garen
I like Krystal's fries the most but if i had to choose from either of the above give me BK any day.
<>< Garen
I think the A380 looks like the old Oprah. Short and fat.
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Then you could have the Northeast and the midwest form a nation: <acronym title="Comair (South Africa)">MN</acronym>, <acronym title="Iraqi Airways">IA</acronym>, <acronym title="Tradewinds Airlines (USA)">WI</acronym>, <acronym title="Istanbul Airlines (Turkey)">IL</acronym>, <acronym title="SilkAi...
Jump to postUT - Florida was really UT - Visormort
Taht was what it really boiled down too. Since he left it has lost some luster.
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Some of my favorite's from larry the Cable Guy
Maddern a legless Ethipian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.
Madder than Jesse jackson having to answer the white courtesey phone.
There are others but for the sake of not offending anyone I will refrain from repeating.
<>< Garen
If you really don't want Brock heck I'll take him. Better than a baby Clausen any day of the week.
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UT - Alabama is the greatst all time rivalry. Two states totaly shut down for one Saturday a year. No one can get married because all eyes are on the stadium of the years game. The greatest Pre-game tradition though has to be the breaking of the power T right before the Vols run through it. I might ...
Jump to postSpurula will return to suck the life out of some conference somewhere. Can anyone say ACC errr Big East. If he goes to either of the Carolina teams I appologize to those of you that I like in either of thoses states and appologize now because i will make fun of you so much and very often when Visor ...
Jump to postToo bad the rest of the world's opinion on who we vote for means about as much as a weight loss program to Roseanne Bar.
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If they are that close minded send em' to Europe where they belong.
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Once I dreamed I was driving down the interstate and saw/had crash near the car a United 767 and a British Airways 777. The 76 hit the 777 high on the tail and the planes' toppled over one landing nose down the other tail down. It was weird because I felt like I was near <acronym title="Atlanta - Ha...
Jump to postLAundry is piled in a corner
Cocke cans litter the whole appartment
Dishes get thown out instead of washed. (Quilty but only a few times)
Couches that match means equal strips of duck tape.
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Billary is a democratic given to run. Rudy, Frist and Mcain are considered the front runners from the right but i say look out for a dark horse. Grahm is a good idea. Jeb is a no chance in heck. If only Zel Miller wasn't retiring I might actually vote Democratic for once. Wow saying that sent shiver...
Jump to postTo answer for <acronym title="Zoersel (Oostmalle) (OBL / EBZR), Belgium">OBL</acronym> and Al Queida [email protected]# <acronym title="Irtysh-Avia (Kazakhstan)">IT</acronym> DA!$ <acronym title="Irtysh-Avia (Kazakhstan)">IT</acronym> DAM*& <acronym title="Irtysh-Avia (Kazakhstan)">IT</acronym> <acronym title="Ch...
Jump to postI said for the west. Sorry if that hurts to hear but come on Arkansas has been better in the last few years. Vandy definately overall SEC with State right behind or in front of them.
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I grabbed the same shotgun except I killed all the cops just ran out the freaking door and that regenerated all of the jerks when I went back in.
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Garnet: I hope ya'll can pull something off. You guys are too tallented not to go to a bowl. The SEC is not walk in the park to play in especially the east. With only that one exception that team from Nashville that sucks like none other. <acronym title="Air Madagascar">MD</acronym>-90: I hope state...
Jump to postSo how did your team do and what are your thoughts. Looks like <acronym title="SARO (Mexico)">UF</acronym> really did screw up dropping Zook in mid week, should have waited till after UGA was over at least. I admit I did not get to watch any other games as I was in Columbia for a really big chicken ...
Jump to postI got back at 2 a.m. from Columbia South Carolina and that trip was totally worth it. I was a Fighting Cocke in high school so the sea of red and black was pretty neat. The game was awesome. A beautiful city and a gorgeous stadium. Too bad my Vols had to make all those South Carolina people leave du...
Jump to postAccording to teh ESPNM website it was actually 1978.
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Well I remember the last time my team beat two out of the three in the same year. Last Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Miami at Miami and Florida at Florida. We however never got the chance to play FSU.
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