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by atpg5
Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:09 pm
Forum: Civil Aviation
Topic: “Dear American Airlines, I Hate You With My Whole Heart.” writes disgruntled traveler
Replies: 179
Views: 24069

Re: “Dear American Airlines, I Hate You With My Whole Heart.” writes disgruntled traveler

If American Airlines sold paint: How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price? Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gallon, and we have 60 different prices up to $200 a gallon. Customer: What's the diffe...

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by atpg5
Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:53 am
Forum: Civil Aviation
Topic: Where? (National DC-7 -- 1959-60?)
Replies: 32
Views: 3606

Re: Where? (National DC-7 -- 1959-60?)

Is crewman supervising fueler?

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by atpg5
Wed Aug 22, 2018 12:24 am
Forum: Civil Aviation
Topic: 2012 BOEING 747-8I (Qatar VVIP) For Sale
Replies: 46
Views: 7993

Re: 2012 BOEING 747-8I (Qatar VVIP) For Sale

Flighty wrote:
True modesty compels me to go for the Bombardier Global 7000 instead


I parked a Gulfstream 550 under her left wing once - she is large. Please consider a Gulfstream 650 when the time comes. Be well.

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by atpg5
Tue Jan 21, 2014 5:32 pm
Forum: Civil Aviation
Topic: Pax Allowed To Board After Pipe Bomb In Luggage
Replies: 21
Views: 7437

RE: Pax Allowed To Board After Pipe Bomb In Luggage

The agent asked the passenger "Would you like fries with that?" as he tried to return his item.
This isn't rocket surgery!

[Edited 2014-01-21 09:39:59]

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by atpg5
Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:11 am
Forum: Civil Aviation
Topic: Delta's Capt. Cal Flanigan Retires
Replies: 66
Views: 17757

RE: Delta's Capt. Cal Flanigan Retires

Congratulations to Captain Cal Flanigan on his outstanding career! Enjoy your retirement!

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by atpg5
Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:24 pm
Forum: Civil Aviation
Topic: OFFICIAL: New AA Livery Today! Part 2
Replies: 281
Views: 39545

RE: OFFICIAL: New AA Livery Today! Part 2

I do not care for it. No, I'm not stuck in the 80's nor 90's. I'll take the August of 1956 scheme.

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by atpg5
Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:22 pm
Forum: Civil Aviation
Topic: Donald Trump's Conflicts With PBI
Replies: 23
Views: 8798

RE: Donald Trump's Conflicts With PBI

When his aircraft is in town I request a slow climb out because we are "heavy". Is that wrong? The race was more entertaining with The Hairpiece in it! The world doesn't laugh enough.

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by atpg5
Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:52 am
Forum: Civil Aviation
Topic: Luton - New Master Plan - Growth For 18 Million...
Replies: 12
Views: 10942

RE: Luton - New Master Plan - Growth For 18 Million...

Full parallel taxiway to maximise runway usage.

Well shoot, if you are going to add FULL parallel taxiways, make them FULL. This will still require some back taxi. We back taxi now as soon as landing traffic passes. This robs precious time/spacing between arrivals.

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by atpg5
Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:25 am
Forum: Civil Aviation
Topic: Airline Pricing: 5th Grade Version
Replies: 15
Views: 7021

RE: Airline Pricing: 5th Grade Version

I have used this in high school: <acronym title="Great China Airlines and Italy First">IF</acronym> AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . . Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price? Clerk: Our lo...

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